Eric Haacker

I don't recall ever having eaten a radish.

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Good 4 u
You look happy and healthy
Walgreens
If you ever cared to ask

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@mary_burchill Was it raining?

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@mary_burchill I'll do it

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@ichrisherrero The @SenselessActs video I always wanted.

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So last Halloween, I saw a flock of chickens in crow costumes.

It was a murder...most fowl.

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@AshleeWaldbauer I didn't even think about bringing the uke, that's brilliant. Thanks for the advice @AshleeWaldbauer, you're the best.

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(In Spanish class)

Me: The house

Professor: No

Me: El casa

Professor: No, la casa

Me:

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@mary_burchill @chrisbharrison Not intentionally

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I feel like @chrisbharrison would be a very generous neighbor. You know, always has oat milk you can borrow, great candy on Halloween, feeds your turtle when you're on vacation, won't tell the cops about the misunderstanding during last night's Scrabble game.

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@oh_Wheel @badar_john You have foiled my plans yet again William.

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@InFryeWeTrust Yeah, but have you seen Howard the Duck?

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Me: But I like sandwiches

Dietician: Yes, I know that, but you've got to stop eating so much processed meat

Me:

Dietician:

Me:

Dietician:

Me: So, to be clear, you want me to quit cold turkey ... cold turkey...

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@mary_burchill In that case, Thank you!

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@mary_burchill Thank you?.

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I was today years old when I realized the first two Greek letters are Alpha and Beta, and if you put them together and drop the "a" it spells Alphabet.

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Eric on Cornelius Fudge
Twitter quotes
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"He's back"

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@Cassidy_Fraley Your right.

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Their's always room for improvement.

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@PharrenM98 You're welcome.