Carol Vorderman has a blocked toilet and calls for a plumber to come and unblock it. The plumber is Reform UK’s Robert Kenyon who quickly identifies the cause of the issue, but it’s no easy task.
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Here it is:
A seditious conspiracy to disrupt the official proceedings of the United States Congress and the overthrow of the United States government.
🚨Newly hidden FBI documents released by @FBIDirectorKash CONFIRM:
Not only did the FBI staged January 6 five months before it even happened the DNC planned —to overthrow the United States government on January 6.
A memo shows the FBI conducted a secret “January 6 tabletop exercise” in the summer of 2020 — embedding 274 undercover agents and informants, including rehearsing post-Jan. 6 mass prosecutions of Americas 5 months before it even occurred.
@jsolomonReports The FBI’s Boston office ran a secret tabletop exercise in August 2020. It included embedded informants — 274 undercover FBI agents — and even planned “mass prosecutions,” including for minor offenses, the very same tactics later used against Jan. 6 defendants.
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B: The DNC’s plan—to overthrow the United States government:
Top DNC officials—including former chair Donna Brazile and Pizzaman John Podesta—discussed how to overthrow the U.S. government if Trump won. The exact phrase was: “Provoke a breakdown on January 6 to disrupt the proceedings and prevent the vote from going through.”
@MikeBenzCyber “All of the major DNC apparatchiks, including Donna Brazile, the former head of the DNC, and John Podesta, Hillary Clinton’s campaign manager—who was later promoted to a $375 billion slush fund inside the Biden White House—planned a simulation about how to overturn the election results if Trump won, in, quote, ‘a clear Trump win.’
“As part of that plan, they planned to—I think the exact phrase was—‘provoke a breakdown on January 6 to disrupt the proceedings and prevent the vote from going through.’
“The addendum to that war-game exercise, called Will Trumpism Survive Trump Even if He Loses?, clearly laid out a necessity to create a predicate to go after Trump’s entire base—to, quote, ‘demobilize them, that they won’t automatically demobilize on their own.’ Some legal predicate was deemed necessary to target the entire base.”
“They already had the instruments in place in the event that Trump had won the election, and then when it looked like Trump was contesting things in court, it looked like the country was not buying what was happening with these mail-in ballots. They said, We already have the assets in place. We already have military assets going to the walkway entrance. We already have back channels with Nancy Pelosi and Mark Milley, so we can use this to take down Trump.
In other words, they overthrew the United States government at exactly 4:30 in the morning on November 4th after they deliberately stopped counting—followed by a 138,000-ballot dump (138,000 for Biden, 0 for Trump)—and they rehearsed the ‘overthrow of the United States government’ five months before it even happened.”
Now, designate every single member of the January 6 Committee as domestic enemies of the United States.
Karen Bass and Nithya Raman enable this insanity by not only handing out drug needles and crack pipes on YOUR dime, but they also got busted dealing them DRUGS, too. That’s what all their “experience” brings to the city
MUST WATCH: We asked the 13-year-old student who was barred from presenting her pro-life poem because it’s “offensive”, to read her poem so we can share it with the world.
PURE FIRE🔥
This is the poem @JeffcoSchoolsCo doesn’t want you to see.
Would be a shame if it went viral!
If you could press a magic button and they would all magically disappear back to the shit holes they came from, every single one of them, would you do it?
🚨 THE ENERGY STAR SCAM IS OFFICIALLY BUSTED 🚨
They’ve been plastering “Energy Star” stickers on your fridge, washer, and AC for decades — promising massive savings, lower bills, and “saving the planet.”
It’s all a sham.
Watch this brand-new Energy Star fridge get absolutely destroyed by an unrestored 86-year-old fridge that’s twice its size.
The antique beast barely sips electricity.
The “high-efficiency” modern one? Not even close.
They’ve been gaslighting you into buying overpriced junk that dies faster while your power bill keeps climbing. Planned obsolescence wrapped in a green bow.
Drop this in your feed and watch the normies lose their minds.
Tag someone who just bought an “Energy Star” appliance 👇
#EnergyStarScam #ApplianceLies #TheyveBeenLyingToYou #WakeUpAmerica
Apparently Ilhan Omar's attorneys told her to remain silent on her crimes. 😉
Keep pressing her all you good reporters!
Make sure she knows we are aware of her her fraud and grift!
Tik-Tock, Omar!
🚨 IT'S OFFICIAL: Health Sec. Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announces the LARGEST autism fraud bust in US HISTORY in Minnesota
Initial cost: $38M
Cost this year: $442 MILLION.
"This was organized theft that EXPLOITED the most vulnerable children in America!"
Lay the hammer on these scum!
"This was the cost of the Early Intervention Development Program in 2020. It was $38.1 million. This is what we expected to be paying every year. Instead, this year, it's $442 million!" 🤯
On January 6th I followed the crowd into the Capitol and shouted. Police stood by the whole time, hanging out with us and sometimes directing us places.
At one point near the House Chambers I was walking downstairs when a trio of some special section, secret service looking men started pointing guns in my direction.
Confused and annoyed, I walked the other way and when I saw a normal police officer asked him why they were doing that.
He informed me a protestor (Ashli Babbit) had been killed, and advised me to leave the building.
I walked towards the exit and after a short rest on the bench I left.
I harmed nobody and damaged no property that day and complied with all police orders.
What I received for that was a pre-dawn raid at my parents house, where my 1 month post-partum wife and I were staying, on Biden's first day in office. His DOJ had signed the order to arrest me 3 hours after his inauguration.
In the subsequent weeks I received death threats online and harassing phone calls, something that would be ongoing for the next few years.
I was banned from Meta and Paypal. My wife and I were both debanked by PNC and banned from Airbnb. My wife was detained at the airport for hours with our newborn daughter.
I was charged with 4 misdemeanors and the 1512 unconstitutional felony. The government offered to drop the misdemeanors if I pled to the felony. The felony was a lie, so I refused and went to trial.
At trial the prosecution for 2 days straight was allowed to show footage to the jury of things that occurred around the Capitol I wasn't present for "for context." When we asked to put forward footage that contradicted the prosecution's "context" we were not allowed. They could show what they wanted, we could not.
Police officers were then put on the stand for the next 2 days who cried about their experiences. I had no idea who they were. They admitted they never saw me or interacted with me.
Nevertheless like every other J6er, I lost, and was sentenced to 4 years and $22k in fines and restitution. Yet even after the Supreme Court overturned the felony, the judge would not let me out until my misdemeanor sentences of a year were maxed out. Because she can't count she actually kept me in longer - to the extent she intervened at the last minute to make the prison release me on a Sunday, something that is against BOP rules. My family sat outside the prison gates the Friday before practically the whole day waiting in vain because of this pettiness.
But the government wasn't satisfied with their pound of flesh: after my release they took me back in for resentencing, to attempt to have me resentenced after the fact to my misdemeanors consecutively, so I'd be taken from my family again and have another 1.5 years behind bars. This time I won, as they had no legal precedent and it skirted on violating double jeopardy since I had served my full prison time. Even still, it cast a cloud over the holidays and cost me another 20k my family couldn't afford.
People ask whether prison was bad, and yeah of course prison sucked. It was a hard and violent place. I was present for a stabbing, and was lucky to avoid two fights and a race war.
But dealing with Biden's DOJ and the DC Judiciary was the real trauma - they would grind down your spirit by weaponizing the legal system and use the endless procedure to bankrupt you. I had nightmares for months after release that I had somehow been hit with new charges.
By the time I was pardoned by President Trump, I had spent literally every single day of Biden's presidency either in prison or under some form of supervision. I had incurred over $300k in legal fees and over $1 million in lost business.
It was a reign of terror, and yet it was a mere foreshadowing of what they had planned for anyone else who opposed them under Kamala. The country should never forget it.
If that addict on your street were your own son, what would you do? That is the defining question that guides my 5 step plan to fix the homelessness problem in LA. We *must* end this evil racket of corrupt politicians and NGOs who profit off the misery of these poor souls. They launder money and feed them more drugs, so they can keep their customers locked in this hell on our streets. We have a moral obligation from God to help them and make our city safe and clean for everyone. Karen Bass and Nithya Raman have forsaken this city. Time for real leadership. Time for real compassion.
ARREST ALL THE FRAUDSTERS - the evidence is there... and don't forget corrupt governor of Minnesota Tim Walz had his hand in it all or turned a blind eye. How much more evidence does law enforcement need?!
Maricopa County admits that they deleted election records before the Arizona 2020 election audit.
These archived files were NEVER seen for the audit. This is what you call a cover up and FRAUD.
They stated that they didn't hand over all the records because it wasn't exactly stated in the subpoena, even though it stated "ALL ELECTION RECORDS," so they deleted them. By law, most states require that election records must be maintained up to 24 months.
I don’t understand why our Senate GOP doesn’t want secure elections.
I don’t understand why our Senate GOP funds the Taliban with our tax money.
Do they hate us?
Let’s get it clear once and for all. It’s not about race, folks. That’s a Democrat trick. It’s about CULTURE. Am I a racist? Absolutely not. Am I a culturalist? Unequivocally, yes.
If you can’t assimilate to this culture, our values, our laws, and our traditions, get out.
🚨 BREAKING: A principal in Pennsylvania just drew a line and didn’t blink.
Students tried to stage an anti ICE walkout during school hours.
Daniel Weber walked straight outside and shut it down.
His message was simple. You want to protest on school time? You’re suspended.
That’s called leadership.
Schools are for learning. Not activist field trips. Not political theater.
Parents send their kids to get an education, not to join street rallies in the middle of the day.
More backbone like this.
Less chaos.
More adults in the room. 🇺🇸
FOLLOW ME, THE NEXT DROP WILL BE SHOCKING
In the shattered arena of what used to be public discourse, one spectacle repeats with the grim inevitability of a Greek tragedy:
you present the data, the logic, the raw empirical record…and the contemporary Left responds not with argument, not with counter-evidence, but with a grotesque theater of denial, moral hysteria, and doctrinal venom.
This is not a failure of communication.
It is the engineered outcome of a mind that has been deliberately, systematically, and lethally preconditioned to treat truth itself as the enemy.
The modern progressive project…that fusion of cultural Marxism, postmodern relativism, and therapeutic narcissism…has produced an entire cohort incapable of processing reality when it contradicts the sacred narrative.
Their institutions forged them.
Their echo chambers rewired them.
Their philosophical overlords disarmed them.
And their own psychological architecture now stands as the final, impregnable barrier.
What follows is not another polite lament about “polarization.”
This is a forensic autopsy…cold, precise, and merciless…of why reason and evidence now shatter so completely against the leftist mind. Drawing on neuropsychology, behavioral science, clinical pathology, and the philosophical toxins of the long Gramscian march, this piece dissects the multi-layered mechanisms at work:
the institutional preconditioning that installs the software of dogma, the neurological subjugation that cripples the prefrontal cortex’s capacity for executive function, the narcissistic citadel that crowns the self as the sole arbiter of truth, and the behavioral loops that make escape almost impossible.
You will see exactly why every honest attempt at dialogue collapses into rage or deflection.
You will understand why facts on biology, crime, economics, or history are not met with curiosity but with accusations of heresy.
You will grasp, at the neurological and philosophical level, why these individuals do not merely disagree…they are structurally incapable of receiving correction without experiencing it as existential annihilation.
And you will emerge with the lethal clarity required for our time:
the recognition that this is not a bug in the system.
It is the system.
The abyss between those who still demand evidence and those who have been captured by this ideological pathogen is not merely wide.
It is unbridgeable by persuasion alone.
Read on, then.
Arm yourself with the precision of this analysis.
Because in the battles ahead…for institutions, for culture, for the very possibility of a shared reality…understanding this pathology is not optional.
It is survival.
https://t.co/ghf2EgMbAO
After years of claiming Trump was undermining the Constitution and destroying our society, democrats now want to save America by…
…undermining the constitution. They’re happy to irrevocably change the constitution — eliminating the electoral college, packing the courts and undermining the judiciary and adding DC and PR as states — if it means gaining power.