Monkey D. Bison

Fighting games, anime, music, and the occasional workout

[Monkey D. Bison @ericlavelle_]

Just a short but hella notes and two chords 🤘🏿🎸

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

It’s cuz men remember da best thing about you and women remember da worst thing about you. You be like damn she did stab me but she could cook like a mf. Women brain can erase 100 good things from 1 bad thing you did.

[🇯🇲 @lowercaseB_]

Yall be trying to embrace these bad personalities traits like it’s cool. “I’m so petty” “I get nasty when I argue” okay you’re unregulated. Go talk to someone

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I heard an interview today about AI in creative spaces and the man being interviewed said “AI is data, and Data can only look backwards. Creativity looks forwards.” And I need to sit with that in the best possible way.

[Popular Liberal 🇺🇸 @PopularLiberal]

BOMBSHELL CONFIRMED: The Supreme Court corruption scandal that was lingering from a year ago? We can now call it CONFIRMED today.

Chief Justice John Roberts' wife pocketed $10.3 million recruiting for law firms with cases before his court. He illegally labeled it "salary" instead of commission on disclosure forms.

Justice Clarence Thomas took $500,000+ luxury yacht trips, $133,000 real estate deals, and decades of private jet vacations from billionaire Harlan Crow—all hidden from the public.

Justice Neil Gorsuch sold a $1.8 million property to the CEO of Greenberg Traurig—a law firm with 22 cases before the Court—just nine days after his confirmation. He left the buyer's name BLANK on his disclosure forms.

Republicans: "The Supreme Court is impartial!"
The Supreme Court: a billionaire-funded cash register.
Three justices. Three scandals. Tens of millions in hidden money and favors.
This isn't a court. It's a corruption convention with robes.

Tell me again why we should trust these people with our rights?

[Lord Immy Kant @KantInEastt]

Tariffs to get refunded to companies, not the consumers who actually paid for the goods with tariffs

[Caleb @CalebFromX]

This is why I don’t care what a song does “chart wise” cause THIS is the type of music I’d play over & over regardless of what the casual listener is hyping.

6lack feat 2Chainz “Sunday Again”

Looking forward to this album 💿

[Sarah Larchmont @SarahLarchmont]

Let me get this straight. Musk was paid $5 billion through the DOGE endeavor and the only thing DOGE did was dismantle the entities that were investigating him for fraud. Wow

[Sarah Fields @SarahisCensored]

I just want to take this opportunity to point out that there is a man named Henry Walter Wooten, from Smith County, Texas, who is serving 35 YEARS IN PRISON for marijuana possession.

Carry on.

[rjnrobin @rceclipseg2]

This USED to be a mortgage payment....wtf are we doing lol

[รαℓƭ + ℓเɠɦƭ @L1ghtandSalt]

TWIN SISTERS AT SPELMAN COLLEGE GRADUATE AS VALEDICTORIANS WITH PERFECT 4.0 GPAS, REDEFINING BLACK ACADEMIC EXCELLENCE

[CHUCK INGLISH said it. @Chuckisdope]

Boomers fried this whole experience lol.

The only generation to get to have it all… and fuck it off…. Then blame it on everybody else.

[Janée Aiko @JaneeBri_]

Ticketmaster will never change until yall start boycotting these concerts lol.

Tough pill to swallow but major companies ONLY respond to 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰

[Liz Churchill @liz_churchill10]

The Rothschilds Bank in Paris has been raided due to ties with Epstein…

EMAIL:

2015: Rothschild’s recommend policies to every Government

2017: Epstein edits Bill Gates PRIVATE Pandemic Simulation

2019: Pandemic ‘happens’

THESE INBREDS SHOULD NOT BE IN CHARGE OF OUR LIVES

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

🚨 BIG: Rep. Tim Burchett says UFO Scientists Found DEAD After Testifying to Congress About UFO Files:

BURCHETT: "Something dark is going on. I know these scientists and researchers. They have testified. We've got to get to the bottom of it. It's just too much, too much is going on right now -- And by the way, I'm not suicidal."

Here is a list of mysterious disappearances or deaths:

- Retired Air Force Maj. Gen. William Neil McCasland—missing since Feb 27, 2026

- Aerospace/materials scientist Monica Reza vanished June 22, 2025, while hiking in Angeles National Forest

- MIT fusion physicist Nuno Loureiro—shot & killed Dec 2025 at his home.

- Caltech astrophysicist Carl Grillmair—fatally shot Feb 16, 2026, at his home.

- Novartis scientist Jason Thomas—body found in March 2026 after disappearing in December 2025.

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

Oh Delta you will always be that bitch

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Mississippi Department of Public Safety officials discovered Ku Klux Klan items while cleaning out a closet to move to the department’s new headquarters https://t.co/NrUHTyb9z0

[George Galloway @georgegalloway]

The breathtaking hypocrisy of this is off the charts. Trump’s ex-wife was killed too. But not by ISIS. She fell down the stairs at home. The day before she was to testify to his malfeasance. He buried her on his golf course. He was no longer with her at the time. He’d left her to shack up with his pregnant girlfriend. Who was donated to him by Jeffrey Epstein. When SHE gave birth he was sleeping with a Porn Star. But hey, Joe Kent remarried four and a half years after Isis killed the mother of his kids that he’d been raising alone…

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

Sen. John Kennedy admits on Fox News that the Republicans and Democrats reached a deal to fund TSA, but Trump said, “No. No deals with the Democrats.”

Kennedy says, “It would have worked. We could have had TSA paid by the end of the week.”

This is the Trump shutdown!

[HustleBitch @HustleBitch_]

🚨 YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO NOTICE THIS — A FIRE THE SIZE OF RHODE ISLAND IS BURNING IN THE U.S. RIGHT NOW

Nearly 1 MILLION ACRES in Nebraska… gone.

Not a small wildfire.
Not a regional story.
One of the largest burns in modern U.S. history, and somehow it’s barely leading anything.

While every camera is locked onto overseas conflict… this is happening quietly at home:

• ~775,000+ acres of grazing land already destroyed
• Tens of thousands of cattle impacted
• One of America’s top beef-producing regions taking a direct hit
• Recovery timelines now pushed back months… if not longer

This isn’t just random land.

Nebraska sits on top of the Ogallala Aquifer, the largest underground water source in the U.S., supplying roughly 30% of all irrigation used in American agriculture.

So now look at the bigger picture:

• Grazing land wiped out
• Critical water source underneath
• Fertilizer prices already elevated
• Shipping disruptions increasing
• Global tensions rising

Food. Water. Supply chains.
All getting squeezed at the same time.
And yet… this isn’t dominating your feed.

The strangest part?
The scale doesn’t match the silence.

If a fire this big isn’t everywhere… what else isn’t?

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

Trump is simultaneously making it too expensive to drive and too dangerous to fly. Restricting people’s movement is straight out of the dictator’s playbook. Open your eyes.