my name jeff

i suck and so do my sports teams

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

just stomped on the geico gecko and the sound it made was crazy. like wet fireworks

[Sterling West @SterlingWest]

The hottest girl you know will get Botox in her mid 20s and then look retarded for the rest of her life

[Brady @MoeJazulla]

Wheres Jaylen Br-

[Scott @scottiesniffen]

.@mbeasy5

[my name jeff @ericlsomething]

Ja Morant boutta be libbed out in Portland

[lenci @badbalenci]

im never the type to cheat but i jus.....idk.....future droppin an album

[Jeremy Sochan @JeremySochan]

Real.

[my name jeff @ericlsomething]

@LeonBugsy @boymolish 🤞

[my name jeff @ericlsomething]

@TheTNHoller @nyknicks @NY_KnicksPR Electric

[Brick P 💍 @Brick_Pitino]

I literally dreamt this.

[my name jeff @ericlsomething]

@NYCMayor as a temporarily handicapped individual, i’m offended your website gives no accessibility information for the parade tmrw. What am i supposed to do with no arms or legs mr mayor sir

[my name jeff @ericlsomething]

Paycheck to paycheck? How about hour to hour (resisting the urge to quit)

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

9 months from now a beautiful baby named D’nixonfive will be born

[Mikelle Street @MikelleStreet]

Niggas is just screaming. No words, just running through Harlem yelling

[Frankie Five Angels @iceman5_]

this is a sensitive topic for me.

[my name jeff @ericlsomething]

@Osint613 Trust the process

[my name jeff @ericlsomething]

Gonna take so many days off work, thank u Jalen Brunson idgaffffff