Eric Michel

[Pork Kebab @00711711711even]

My wife told me that if she ever starts showing symptoms of Alzheimer's she would end herself.

I replied: "That's the 10th time you told me that today."

[Eric Michel @ericmichelgard]

@RolandBasilides @PincheOgro1 i knew trump don't give money but without premium account you can't write a lot of text.
thank you for this.

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

We live in a society where homosexuals lecture us on morals

transgenders lecture us on biology…

baby killers lecture us on human rights…

communists lecture us on
economics, and satanists lecture us on religion.

[TaraW @TaraW500]

I did not know that!

[𝕃'𝔼𝕝ém𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕊𝕦🅿️𝕖𝕣𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕖𝕝 @schacharian]

Ca rigole pas ici.

[茶🍵 @Ocha_nomoto]

中国語話者はこれを聞き分けてるんですか…？(震え)
声調こわい声調こわい｡°(°´ω`°)°｡

[Ravious101 🦅🇺🇸 @Ravious101]

The U.S. spends a trillion dollars a year on formal defense.

It also has guys like this.

Danko flies a wood-and-fabric MiniMax under FAR Part 103 rules. No pilot certificate required. No medical. Just a sub-254 lb aircraft, a Kawasaki 440 snowmobile engine, and whatever else he feels like bringing along. In recent clips he’s shirtless with a handgun on his hip, low-leveling over fields and runways like it’s a normal Tuesday.

These aren’t theoretical “armed civilians.” They’re people who already own the tools, already operate outside the usual regulatory boxes, and already treat self-reliance as normal. Formal military power is real. So is a large, dispersed population that is comfortable with both flying and carrying. The combination is awkward for anyone who prefers their adversaries neatly organized and easy to target.

[Holy M😳ly @HolyMolythe3rd]

#Classic 😂😂😂

[diane mckenzie @dianemc34717099]

All completely true.......🤰😂😂

[Cat Nihon @CatNihon]

Hollywood is dead

[Bigoudi @Bigoudi65Lolo]

C'est fait : #LFI et la #CGT viennent de se mettre d'accord sur le parcours de la prochaine manifestation à Paris ! ⤵️

[BBR VIBES @BBR_VIBES]

N'oubliez pas que ceux qui vous traitent de nazis rêvent de vous envoyer dans des camps d'extermination

[ちゃんほた🌸 @hotahotasa45082]

I love French people too.
Thank you for always caring about Japan.

🇫🇷🤝🇯🇵

[Cinetariz @TarizSolis]

Dibikin ngakak & geleng-geleng kagum sama iklan dari Thailand ini. Kalau liat beberapa detik awal, nggak nyangka bakal promosiin produk itu 😂

Kreativitasnya memang udah next level!

[VERITY France @verity_france]

Il serait intéressant de faire comme en Italie, pour mesurer le taux de pauvreté des pilleurs 👇