You’re 6 years old. Your dad just picked you up for his weekend visitation. You stop at a gas station before heading to his place and you grab one of these.
1. Hunting mountain lions is not only legal, but regulated closely.
2. Doubt the meat went to waste
& 3. Mountain lions have no natural predator. Unless you want to encounter one on a grocery store trip or a brisk hike, please, and I cannot stress this enough, shut the fuck up.
If you ain't excited about Fourth of July, you probably drink non-alcoholic cold ones, eat veggieburgers, drive a Prius, and burn American flags for fun.
Guys with abs- uncomfy to lay on, spend time at the gym instead of w u, pressure for u to look flawless, pecks bigger than ur boobs
Guys with dad bods- make a good pillow, always down for a burger, binge drink on the regular, usually funnier than the average male #teamdadbod
Imagine finally building up the courage to take a shit at school and a group of hoodlums break in to your stall fighting and shit https://t.co/nvlFDpJj6B