Eric Sandy

Comes a day in every person’s life when you wake up and say to no one in particular, “I’m going to start a Substack.”

[Eric Sandy @ericsandy]

What's wrong babe? You haven't talked about Jon Husted's ass all day.

[Eric Sandy @ericsandy]

You never talk about Jon Husted's ass with me anymore.

[Eric Sandy @ericsandy]

Hanging out with the fellas at the bus stop, talking about Jon Husted's ass again.

[Eric Sandy @ericsandy]

Planning to raw-dog the Cavs season this year (watch only the NBC and ESPN broadcast games).

[Eric Sandy @ericsandy]

Overnight: 1-mile evac radius around a hazardous materials release at a tubing and piping plant in Toledo.
The Toledo Fire & Rescue Department did not name the chemical in a Wed. morning statement.
https://t.co/tHSW9nqswB

[Eric Sandy @ericsandy]

Telling the surly neighbor kid that Vivek ain't it.

[Eric Sandy @ericsandy]

My opponent is making millions in Congress and I PROMISE I won't be doing that.

[Eric Sandy @ericsandy]

I'm sorry but there's an INCREDIBLE theological debate about the physical plane happening at the Hudson Panera rn. Older men in cardigans are presupposing embodiment as they make their argument while pointing with bagels.

[Eric Sandy @ericsandy]

This is insane.

[Eric Sandy @ericsandy]

me when the starbucks kid says “it’s going to ask you a question”

[Anthony Castrovince @castrovince]

It's Game 157 and I still laugh every time they show this manager/bench coach combo. First image legit looks like Vogt has his left shoulder against a mirror.

[Eric Sandy @ericsandy]

Once knew a guy who drove twenty miles back to a restaurant because he thought he'd accidentally stolen their pen. We don't live like that anymore.

[Adam Wilson @theleanover]

why does he look like he’s dating Elaine Benes for one episode

[kelin @kelin_online]

rip to one of my favorite writers, annie dillard

i think about this quote of hers often, not just for writing, but for life

[Eric Sandy @ericsandy]

Ah, RIP Annie Dillard. All-time legend.

"How we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives."

[Eric Sandy @ericsandy]

John Selmer Dix puts William Shakespeare in the shithouse.

[Matthew Fraser 🇪🇺 @frasermatthew]

Americans can’t write funny novels. After 250 years, they still don't have a sense of humour. https://t.co/Zw3pQSvpD3

[Eric Sandy @ericsandy]

Count me in for Metallica and Limp Bizkit at the Browns stadium next year.

[Eric Sandy @ericsandy]

I'm mesmerized by the Ocarina of Time remake trailer. Deep nostalgia. Now, I doubt I'll ever get around to playing it, but as someone whose video game soul is trapped in 1997 - 2005, this is amazing to watch. https://t.co/hZvGC3FNJ4

[Eric Sandy @ericsandy]

me when the deli guy says he "doesn’t really eat sandwiches"