Eric Steingold

One man gathers what another man spills.

[David Hering @hering_david]

Forgot David Foster Wallace was in Superbad

[episode one @E1podcast]

Don Draper drunkenly leaving work at noon and wandering into a Magic the Gathering tourney in a cafe, lighting a cigarette and whispering to some guy in shorts asking what’s happening.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I see your profile picture. That’s Johnny Cash. My hero too. Arrested seven times. Smuggled 668 amphetamines across the Mexican border in 1965. Took every drug there was and drank like I did. Cheated on his first wife. Slept with more woman than I ever did. Hit bottom in a cave in Tennessee in 1968 trying to crawl off and die. And then he got up. He got clean. He spent the rest of his life singing for prisoners and addicts and the people the country threw away because he knew he was one of them.

That was the whole point of the Man in Black. He wore it for the poor and the beaten down. He wore it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime. He wore it for the ones who never heard a word of Jesus. He wore it for the addicted and the dying. He wore it as a standing witness that no one is past saving.

You picked his picture. You did not pick his message. Try listening to the words.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.

[Eric Steingold @ericsteingold]

@DuncanSmithNBA

[rory🚶‍♀️ @roryofffilm]

me ripping open the bag to my chinese food instead of untying the knot

[Sports&Detroit @jjthomas06]

Tiger Stadium - Night Game
📸Credit: Flickr Colleen and Brian

[Steven Hyden @Steven_Hyden]

When they shave your balls without permission.

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

The real welfare queen in America is Jeff Bezos, worth $279 billion, who pays wages so low his workers rely on food stamps and Medicaid while he sailed on his $500 million yacht to his $55 million wedding to give his wife a $5 million ring because his tax rate is less than 1%.

[Vintage Vixens & Vestiges @vvestiges]

Think marijuana is harmless? Think again! (‘80s)

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

Just days after scientists found that bee venom can kill cancer cells, the Trump administration is set to close the nation’s primary bee research laboratory.

[David Benedict 🏳️‍🌈🕎 @eggsbened]

There are days when I miss being an editor and I particularly loved writing headlines. Whoever did this, I hope they took the rest of the day off.

[Eric Steingold @ericsteingold]

@NotConnorCook18 I got held at gunpoint in 2013 in the alley behind Sigma Chi

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

this was so sweet. Stephen Colbert just ended his final episode of The Late Show while singing "Hello, Goodbye" with Paul McCartney. his family and the show's crew then joined them on stage before Paul turned off the lights to the Ed Sullivan Theater

[Master of the Flying Jetski @jetskitosway2]

Narduwar: I was curious what could you tell me about this photo?

me: oh yeah that's my house. that's crazy, how did you get this?

Narduwar: as a matter of fact, I'm there right now!

[B.M. @ireallyhateyou]

Holocaust Museum, Amsterdam

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

No. When Jeff Bezos pays a lower tax rate than a truck driver, the tax code is not progressive. It's rigged.

Jeff Bezos
Worth: $279 billion
Tax Rate: 0.98%

Truck Driver
Income: $63,890
Tax Rate 8.4%

Teacher
Income: $69,860
Tax Rate: 9.8%

Nurse
Income: $98,430
Tax Rate: 13.3%

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

You should absolutely steal books from Barnes and Noble whenever possible. Just put them in a bag and go.

[nude gingrich @JarJarFan69]

Can't believe this turned out to be bullshit

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

The hobbits cheering for Gandalf after he sets off another round of fireworks: