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Mostly retweets | She/Her | ♉️

[young werther @werther_n]

Wearing a linen shirt and it’s not aristocratic it’s wrinkly as fuck and I look like a jackass

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

If we are ever playing chess together and you take my horse you are dead to me. I like him

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

artist

[camille @peachofthewest]

I actually have an amazing and normal relationship with sex and food and my body and my ex

[sydney @squid_bees]

i like when a baby animal is just a shrunken version of the adult animal

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it’s fine

[*Proceeds into the Innermost Chamber* @coolestdudeyet]

Surely there's some Chinese pharmaceutical company making quaaludes right. Like they can't just be fully lost to time

[jake @wormpuller]

Throw your hair in a bald, drink some bourbon, put on some stone temple pilots and get divorced

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

I want to see that movie Bathrooms

[miri @eggoslug]

Why are you 29 and in a situationship. You’re going to die soon

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Finding a low traffic bathroom at your job is so important

[໊ @boomihoor]

behind every hot girl there is a deep history with the sims

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

i’m Jack Shit and he’s Fuck All

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

i’m the black mold of the family

[emma @e___sterling]

you’re supposed to lie to your psychiatrist not your therapist

[Allison Online 💾 (50 Hours Free) @IceStationSpmda]

If you drink precisely enough while playing pool you start to see trajectories and overlays and shit

[roni ᵕᴗᵕ @VRONILIVE]

do not try the creamy coconut dr pepper if you have malibu lore