Austin’s nephew: grandpa must have a lot of frogs around...
me: why’s that?
Nephew: cuz every time he farts he always says “whoops must of stepped on a frog” 🐸
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Hanging with Austin’s nephews today. One said fu***** as***** randomly. I holler at him to watch his mouth and he looks me dead in the eyes and says “I’m sorry Erika. My mouth just isn’t working right, right now.”
I’m currently experiencing a home invasion of boxelder bugs and all I have to say is they are the most dramatic things I’ve ever seen. Every single time I kill one it slowly/dramatically falls onto its back.
I just found out the little pebble things in pickle jars are garlic... I wish I would have known this so I could have been eating it instead of dumping it down the sink. 😭