....I'm sorry, did I just learn there's one specific person in Ohio with an impossibly massive viral load of a unique covid variant that we only know about because they're pissing so much of it into the local sewers it shows up as a graph outlier like fuckin Viruses Georg
Bluey is probably only a great show as an adult if you’re a parent or live with kids, but if you fit that, Bluey is so good I catch myself almost putting it on even without my toddler around. 🫶
Yesterday I asked my kindergartener what she did in school and she said "nothing," then later I went on Instagram and her teacher had posted a picture of her holding a crocodile.
oh hell no, please please please tell me there’s a way to opt-out of this horrible new Spotify layout. it’s distressingly bad and so hard to navigate. I’ve never once thought about switching to another platform until this update 😭 @SpotifyUSA@SpotifyCares
I wonder if the age gap between my boys will land them in different generations & what they’ll argue about if they are. like “when you were in high school, the first drug-filled lawless spaceship hadn’t even OPENED yet, so don’t act like you ‘get it’ “
I hope you get to build your own afterlife, because if the next life doesn’t include some kind of indicator light that tells people you’re at a really good part in your book and everyone automatically leaves you alone until you’re finished, I don’t want it
Such an odd experience, seeing all my corners of the internet passionately talk shit on crypto/NFT space/people, while also having a partner who is that exact crypto/NFT person (and also a great father, a loving partner, general good person!)
The best way to do your laundry if you care about climate change is wash your clothes however you want and then spend your energy finding community and engaging in collective action to transform institutions and take power out of the hands of those who got us into this mess