Yung Miso

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks.

[Know Your Meme @knowyourmeme]

On this day 14 years ago, an anonymous 4chan user posted a RollerCoaster Tycoon 2 thread showing a 30,696-foot coaster that took four in-game years to finish, complete with riders screaming “I want to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride” and a looping exit where “the ride never ends.”

[Bueno @0xBueno_]

Psychologists say if you recognize this picture you've been traumatized

[Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer]

Today, I had the profound honor of meeting with His Holiness the Dalai Lama @DalaiLama, a global beacon of peace, compassion, and wisdom, and the spiritual leader of Tibet.

I traveled all the way to the private monastery of His Holiness in Dharamshala, India, a hillside city in the Indian state of Himachal Pradesh where the Tibetan government-in-exile also lives.

In a world filled with division and chaos, sitting down with the Dalai Lama was truly inspiring. His calm presence, deep insights on inner peace, and unwavering commitment to non-violence left a lasting impact on me. It is truly incredible that at the fragile age of 90 years old, the Dalai Lama is still standing firm against threats to freedom and human dignity, values that resonate deeply in these turbulent times.

Meeting someone who has dedicated his life to promoting harmony and service to others while facing lifelong immense challenges and threats from the Chinese Communist Party was a reminder that true strength comes from kindness, compassion, resilience, and moral clarity.

Grateful for this rare, once in a lifetime and meaningful private encounter that I will cherish for the rest of my life. May the Dalai Lama’s message of compassion and service to others continue to guide us all.

🙏

[Yung Miso @erikhtrainer]

@nypost "Appendicitis? In THIS economy?" [Gives birth instead]

[Yung Miso @erikhtrainer]

@johnsemley3000 BABALITY!!

[Peep Show Script @PeepScript]

Super Hans: Yeah, so obviously I'm gonna have to quit Coming Up For Blair. You can't be in two bands at once. Tom Petty tried that with the Heartbreakers and the Wilbur​ys. Nearly killed the fucking guy.

[Yung Miso @erikhtrainer]

@AdamFriedland Congratulations on your success!

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

'Irregardless' is a word.

[Yung Miso @erikhtrainer]

Every time I click the button in the rideshare app that says "I remembered to put on my seatbelt" dopamine happens??? is this intentional or??? developers please don't patch this

[Yung Miso @erikhtrainer]

🙋‍♀️

[Yung Miso @erikhtrainer]

@RampCapitalLLC Unanswerable

[Yung Miso @erikhtrainer]

me: these deadlines can't be delayed again, right?
real id & tariffs: haha postponement machine go brrrrr

[Yung Miso @erikhtrainer]

IT: Your home office setup isn't secure

me: I have a password

IT: Your password is 'password123'

me: No that's my kid's name, he's my security officer

[Yung Miso @erikhtrainer]

JERRY: She said you had no what?

GEORGE: No SAUCE, Jerry! The lady at the coffee shop said I had no sauce!

JERRY: No... sauce?

GEORGE: It means I've got no style, no swagger! I'm sauce-less, Jerry! A sauce-free man!

[Yung Miso @erikhtrainer]

Wife: The women's spa was so loud today!
Men's spa: *complete silence*
Every man there: We are simply vibing in the backrooms 🗿

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

The earth, our home, is beginning to look more and more like an immense pile of filth.

[Yung Miso @erikhtrainer]

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[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at the Skibidi Toilet bundle in Fortnite.