Erik Johnson

I program with Gortek!

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Hi. If you're big mad about a black mermaid, a black hobbit, or a black stormtrooper... check this shit out:

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@mattgaetz At least 50% of this photo is going to jail.

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@chainbear One episode of 'Drive to Survive' is gonna be extra spicy this year...

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@ThatEricAlper https://t.co/9rn9Luq3Ea

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@formulawah They put Sepang back on the calendar? Cool!

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@Sideways440 My spouse says Mozart was the Justin Bieber of his day, and I have no response. It is canon now.

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@robertgraham @JoeUchill $50. I'll buy Twitter for $50.

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@TheTweetOfGod What does God need with a checkmark?

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@SethAbramson

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@daftfrik @geoguessr

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@iamAtheistGirl Not yet, but the way CO manages elections and counts votes means we don't expect any huge swings, and the distribution is likely to hold.

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@nilesgirl Since CO is an all-mail-voting state, it doesn't suffer as much those bumps where one type of vote gets counted before another.
You're right that it isn't over, and it is definitely very close, but we don't expect the distribution to swing as much as it would in, say, PA.

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@kayzywizzzy @elonmusk Hi complaint hotline. Uh, you're bad at running Twitter.

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@ROXANE_MGE @geoguessr That was my next guess. I guess that's why I lose the country games.

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@YNB I want to live in a world where everyone who has a vagina and wants it grabbed... gets it grabbed.
...and everyone who doesn't want their vagina grabbed gets their vagina left the fuck alone...

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@NickAdamsinUSA Are you sad?

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@nilesgirl @Celtics_PRam @ThatEricAlper Looks like toughguy deleted all the tweets. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@nilesgirl @Celtics_PRam @ThatEricAlper HEY!
I don't know you.
But you're fucking great.
Welcome to Costco, I love you.

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@benshapiro Kind of like a pink nothing right now...

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@nilesgirl I'm not in CO-3, but I am in CO. Boebert losing CO-3 is a very nice.

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@Celtics_PRam @nilesgirl @ThatEricAlper Oh, it was all her fault. I get it now.