Erik Johnsen

Biker, Adventurer, Nice Guy

[Erik Johnsen @erikjohnsen]

@startribune doesn't have a clue. Thanks @ModistBrewing for showing the rest of Minneapolis how to operate safely.

[modistbrewing @ModistBrewing]

Yo @StarTribune, change the pic please 🙏. We have been the gold standard of best COVID practices.We have operated well below allowed capacity this WHOLE TIME, shut our shit down a day early last week to avoid Friday crowds, and have never had a case linked to our taproom

[Erik Johnsen @erikjohnsen]

@TheStPaulRacco1 #mprraccoon > #SingaporeSummit

[Cally Johnsen @cally_johnsen]

“Lose a pound of fat a day, no exercise!” Because god forbid you have to move around in the meat suit you’ve been granted

[Cally Johnsen @cally_johnsen]

Tfw you’re peeing in the employee bathroom next to @HarMarSuperstar right before he goes onstage @ModistBrewing and you’re wearing your party romper...

[Erik Johnsen @erikjohnsen]

Here's a taste RT@cally_johnsen "What's the dark Internet? How do I get to the black market?"

[Erik Johnsen @erikjohnsen]

Guys @cally_johnsen is getting hyped for the tweeters, get ready.

[Erik Johnsen @erikjohnsen]

@ruhbrewer WORTH IT! I have a goose egg on my shin, broken skate toe, and a bruise on my elbow, and it feels great

[Erik Johnsen @erikjohnsen]

@ruhbrewer Congrats buddy!!

[Wisconsin Hockey @BadgerMHockey]

🚨@wags_13 with some #SCTop10 moves for his third goal of the season 🚨

[Erik Johnsen @erikjohnsen]

@tomjohnsen Sign or no sign, you guys got me through, especially down the home stretch!!

[Erik Johnsen @erikjohnsen]

Oh shit! Vote Zipp's! https://t.co/zELLSxzgO2

[Zipp's Liquors @zippsliquors]

Where's your favorite #minneapolis place to get Wine, Beer and Liquor? Vote Zipps, we don't break the law because of our ego's. https://t.co/aKmxY459v6

[Erik Johnsen @erikjohnsen]

I can't believe we aren't #sneakattacking ISIS #debate

[Erik Johnsen @erikjohnsen]

@cally_johnsen "I want deviled eggs. It won't take you very long. Maybe an hour. I will have six please"

[Erik Johnsen @erikjohnsen]

@cally_johnsen "Do we have any tuna? I would eat tuna straight out of the can. LIKE A CAT"

[Erik Johnsen @erikjohnsen]

@cally_johnsen "I don't know such one I like better, the cookie or the brownie"

[Erik Johnsen @erikjohnsen]

@cally_johnsen on the caucus ballot box: "It's literally a CARDBOARD BOX WITH A HOLE CUT IN IT"

[Cally Johnsen @cally_johnsen]

What's the dark Internet? How do I get to the black market?

[Erik Johnsen @erikjohnsen]

I can smell your Christmas Yankee Candles from the sidewalk

[Erik Johnsen @erikjohnsen]

@mcrezin @stukohl @tomjohnsen sorry dudes, I'll be in a deer stand in western WI!

[Erik Johnsen @erikjohnsen]

Oh God last minute T Day groceries