Erin Pille

the fictional child of Jim Gaffigan and Leslie Knope.

[Erin Pille @erin_pille]

If reincarnation were a thing I wouldn't even bother hoping to be a human again. I'd literally be happiest as a jar of peanut butter.

[Erin Pille @erin_pille]

Thanks friends!! It was super fun to work on! ❤️❤️

[Patrick Abendroth @PatAbendroth]

The amazing design work of @erin_pille 👏

[Erin Pille @erin_pille]

@SpartanJessica YAY! That’s awesome!

[Erin Pille @erin_pille]

Happy Monday! What’s your favorite thing about your job?

[Erin Pille @erin_pille]

@JMGrange @shannondotpizza @programmerman @JayFrayAllDay Haha that’s amazing!!

[Dave @thirdbestdave]

If my phone didn’t make/receive calls, my life would be exactly the same.

[Erin Pille @erin_pille]

@justincurtisOMA This cracks me UP!

[Erin Pille @erin_pille]

@dylanbaumann @jjcollinsworth @adamtrabold Such loads of fun!! 😂😂

[Erin Pille @erin_pille]

How is it that we can put a man on the moon, but we can’t have a cure for cold sores?

[Erin Pille @erin_pille]

@OmahaBible Also we got some sweet harmonies planned for y’all! 😍😍

[Erin Pille @erin_pille]

There is no elixir more powerful, more treasured, than First Coffee.

[jordan @jordan_stratton]

Government: You owe us money. It’s called taxes.

Me: How much do I owe?

Gov’t: You have to figure that out.

Me: I just pay what I want?

Gov’t: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too.

Me: What if I get it wrong?

Gov’t: You go to prison

[Erin Pille @erin_pille]

What are you grateful for today?

[Erin Pille @erin_pille]

@PrairieOctopus It’s a blessed week! 😍😍😍

[Erin Pille @erin_pille]

I’m spending my afternoon illustrating a rabbit doing karaoke, so yeah graphic design is a pretty cool gig.

[Erin Pille @erin_pille]

“Snail as cold as sliimmmmme…"

*sung to the tune of Tale As Old As Time



#bosstweets

[Erin Pille @erin_pille]

*Runs to put cape on this box of corn dogs:

[leannuh47 @leannuh]

Any food is a superfood if you put a tiny cape on it

[Erin Pille @erin_pille]

@PatAbendroth @OmahaBible @nocoradio If anyone needs to be convinced to go, just send them my way. I will say all.the.words.

[Hardy Coffee Co. @hardycoffeeco]

We are so excited to be able to share the short film “Sugar” tomorrow night at our Benson location! This screening is free, open to all, and starts at 7! 📽

[Erin Pille @erin_pille]

@johnellert I hear dying is a pretty sure cure for nearly everything. I recommend waiting a bit before trying it tho.

[Erin Pille @erin_pille]

@PatAbendroth Stories like this make me wish Twitter didn’t have a character limit.❤️