Severus Snape: it used to be that you could tell when a student was out of bed. But not anymore. Because of cloak.
Harry Potter under the invisibility cloak he in Hereford from his father and which was gifted back to him by headmaster dumbledore, Severus’ boss: *snorts*
SS:
Abraham Lincoln was the only president who was a licensed bartender and owned a saloon. My imagined menu:
Honest Abe’s Truth Serum
The Gettysbeer Address
Mary “Hot Toddy” Lincoln
The Intoxication Proclamation
Abraham Lincoln was the only president who was a licensed bartender and owned a saloon. My imagined menu:
Honest Abe’s Truth Serum
The Gettysbeer Address
Mary “Hot Toddy” Lincoln
The Intoxication Proclamation
Kendall Jenner came out as straight. I just really wish these people would keep their private lives private. Children idolize her. Now they’re goin to get the idea that being straight is okay, normal even.