No soy una nonchalant girl,
SOY EL PERSONAJE DELULU QUE NO PARA DE HABLAR, QUE TIENE UN MILLÓN DE PREGUNTAS EXISTENCIALES, QUE AMA SONREÍR Y ES ALGUIEN MUY EXPRESIVO
Reminder that the FDA classifies MSG under the same safety category as table salt and the 80s panic over it was purely motivated by the belief Chinese restaurants were serving poisoned food.
My insurance agent called with some routine questions one of which was, “are you alive?” So of course I said, “unfortunately.” I’m still hunted by his ling uncomfortable laugh.
2025 gym vibes are weird. What do you mean I had to watch a father hold a trashcan for his kid to puke into while he was still running on the treadmill?
This kid was simultaneously running and puking…