Erin

a poet and a fool!

[Erin @erinfieri]

@JakobSanderson Breaking my 3 year Twitter silence to congratulate you on an entirely respectable list

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back on my bullshit 😤 (lying down in the shower)

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Watching with my jaw on the floor as a 30-year-old man gets up to offer his seat on the bus to a max 40-year-old man with grey hair that he clearly perceived as a senior. A power struggle ensues…

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crying cons: meek, sad, not in control (body producing tears against my will), headache

crying pros: acts like all natural facial and lip filler

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I just dropped my phone on the bus and instead of picking it up and handing it to me like a nice person, a grown man full force kicked it over to me like a soccer ball and said “you’re welcome”

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I believe in the death penalty. For men that sit like this on the bus

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“I’m separating the art from the artist” me about seeing the jonas brothers concert

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@peppapig_lover Lucas this is really funny

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To everyone who ever thought I was annoying, I have a 5 star Uber rating so clearly I’m a delight

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To the OLD male server at Pur & Simple who wouldn't stop commenting on the fact that I was alone by the way of "where's the lucky guy", "you're all alone?", "no man is coming to meet you?", you're so0000ooooooooooo annoying and not even the slightest speck charming

[abi balingit 🌸 MAYUMU OUT NOW! 🌸 @theduskykitchen]

this is me btw. when you're being mean to me, this is who you're being mean to.

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Convertibles are for boys. Or maybe girls with pixie cuts but that’s it.

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Is a ghoul just a male ghost?

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Confession: I thought the name Siobhan was pronounced Sigh-Oh-Bawn until a few years ago when Succession came out

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@peppapig_lover Emma’s dad looks like Anderson Cooper

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@peppapig_lover I feel like you’re not consider the episode crossover of That’s so suite life of Hanna Montana

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@GauvinSteph @AcadiaU This is amazing!!!! I am so supremely happy for you <3

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@emmah8r @biconicwomann Honestly with the phone and the nails, I see it. @peppapig_lover you’re onto something babes.

[crybaby @emmah8r]

Can’t believe my cat used to be stray in the park alone and now she lives w a house of 23 yo girls who spend all day talking to her in baby voice like “ur a lying down girl,you love lying down, you’re just a lady!! Ur a purring woman, ur the most purring cat in the world”

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I ate 2 Valentine’s Day cake pops today and I haven’t felt that much joy in weeks. They were so good.