crybaby

weird at parties

[crybaby @emmah8r]

Dating in your mid 20s is so ass, every man is either bald or training for a marathon

[crybaby @emmah8r]

It’s crazy to have a cup of yogurt when you’re hungry like here’s a little bucket of cold wet slop

[crybaby @emmah8r]

I flirt by sending these

[crybaby @emmah8r]

How you all feel about snoopy is how I feel about King Julien from Madagascar

[crybaby @emmah8r]

Uh oh! My roommate and I are experiencing folie à deux

[danlet @evildanevil]

Having a job will never stop me from being unemployed

[crybaby @emmah8r]

Having my first Diet Coke of the day at the late late hour of 4:30pm. This must be how the Amish live

[crybaby @emmah8r]

I have been layering fake tan on top of old fake tan for like 2 years straight. Does it look good? Not really, no. But the work required to remove tan and re-tan is too much and being pale looks gross on me so here we are

[crybaby @emmah8r]

Would love to know which employee at my gym is responsible for the decision that all of the TVs in the building should be playing sports except the TVs in the women only room which play children’s cartoons and wife swap??

[crybaby @emmah8r]

My taxi driver is currently tapping through Instagram stories on her phone while driving should I be worried

[crybaby @emmah8r]

Post-breakup rebounds are so male-coded. Every heartbreak I have endured has only taught me that men are worthless and that every second spent with one is a second wasted

[crybaby @emmah8r]

Losing my mind at this image of a giraffe

[crybaby @emmah8r]

I only get lounge access bc I got a good credit card due for free on my student line of credit (under which I am majorly in debt) Wooo!

[crybaby @emmah8r]

The airport lounge is my favourite place on earth it makes me beleive in capitalism! Yes I should get to go to the special room with free booze and snacks while all the other losers at the airport have to buy an 18$ sandwich!! I feel like a king

[crybaby @emmah8r]

It’s crazy how pets have the innate biological power to know what time it is and only use that skill for being incredibly annoying when it’s time for them to be fed

[J @yikingtons]

Men won’t cry unless you accuse them of something very horrible that they most definitely did three entirely different times

[crybaby @emmah8r]

It’s me and the meditation app I’m obsessed with against the world

[Daniel Spenser @DanSpenser]

After Succession has ended, they should just give the theme song to another show. Shouldn't go to waste.

[crybaby @emmah8r]

Why are adult Taylor Swift fans like that….?