Erin Outmypits

take my twitter seriously because it is serious

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my niece came with to drop me off at the airport and as i was saying goodbye i told her i loved her and she dead ass looked me in the eyes and said “get out.”

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10/10 recommend helping your nephew set up his new business and having weekly business calls with him 🥹 i’m just so proud of him!!!!

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and then my nephew asked, “are you going to see dead nannie or old nannie?” LMAOOO valid question

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being an aunt is the best and most special thing in the world. how lucky am i to be an aunt in this life?!?!!!!

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not to brag, but i picked the right horse

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a butter yellow cardigan hates to see me coming

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sign received! thanks, girl 🫶

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tweeting things i would normally text my mom: a series

i’m really into peppers these days

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i really, really, really, really need a sign from you right now 😔

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if nebraska wins march madness, i wholeheartedly believe that will heal me #GBR

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quiet! fruit love island is on

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i feel like everyone’s mission in life is to bring me to my breaking point and then scold me for breaking.

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it genuinely feels like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not…

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gawd rest my soul, i miss who i used to be

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march 13 is world sleep day and my dad realllllly committed with eternal rest #rip

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it’s been 16 years since my dad passed & absolutely no one cares that for 16 years i havent been able to talk to him, laugh with him, enjoy life with him. no one cares he missed my hs graduation, my college graduation, my wedding. nobody cares after 16 years. I was only 18…

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starting to think my parents were the lucky ones

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how special it is to have my mom’s friends still text my brothers and me on her birthday 😭 to be that loved, oh, my literal heart!

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it is, hands down, the dumbest thing to record yourself while youre driving. it’s so selfish. it’s 2026, do better, be better. actually, stop using yalls phone while youre driving period. nothing annoys me more.

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my only wish for 2026 is to live near a Sprouts again