Erin Roesemeier

[Erin Roesemeier @erinkate31]

@pittore187 Listen To Your Heart by Roxette

[Erin Roesemeier @erinkate31]

Love when the Kindergarten kids sign off zoom and say goodbye for the day. It sounds like the munchkins from Oz and genuinely warms your heart ❤️

[Erin Roesemeier @erinkate31]

Think I witnessed the genesis of the "friend zone" and "wing man" traits in my boys tonight. The older bother, 7, is coaching his brother, 5, on how to be a spy with the girls because they trust him. Watching their little minds talk this out is incredible #parentinginapandemic

[Erin Roesemeier @erinkate31]

@JPTaphonomy @allie258 @realDonaldTrump Thank you for also noticing and calling out her phrasing error!! 😂

[Erin Roesemeier @erinkate31]

@JimCarrey @JuddApatow My 4 year old asks me to read books backwards for the same reason. He says the beginnings are “just better” and he’s not wrong

[Erin Roesemeier @erinkate31]

H: Mom, what does love mean?
Me: Well bud, that your heart and mind and body really care about something
H: oh...I really love baked beans
Me: (thinking) does that count as a parenting win?
#kids #didntseethatcoming

[Erin Roesemeier @erinkate31]

What an amazing man and incredible graduation gift!! Congratulations to the graduates!! #payitforward

[Morehouse College @Morehouse]

"My family is going to create a grant to eliminate your student loans!" -Robert F. Smith told the graduating Class of 2019 @RFS_Vista #MorehouseGrad2019

[Erin Roesemeier @erinkate31]

Kids talking this morning:
P- described a toy
H- made the sound “Daaamn”
Mom- nicely asked what he said
H- all NBD said “Yam, like the potato. But you say it like that at something cool”
Mom- 💀 and 😂 trying to figure out how to correct him
#parentingishard #thingskidssay

[jourdain @jourdaindong]

Bill Nye not the same Bill Nye we used to know 💀

[Erin Roesemeier @erinkate31]

Our 6 year old was hyping on his uncle’s truck and said it was “so pooped out” and we think he meant ‘pimped’ but this is one we are going to leave uncorrected for a bit 😂

[Erin Roesemeier @erinkate31]

Amazing concert last night with @MarenMorris @ThePageantSTL Girl your vocals were 🔥🔥🔥!! Best sounding band I’ve seen in a long time!

[Erin Roesemeier @erinkate31]

I have been on teams where we felt the '#&$*!!!!' at the bottom and yet I would do it all over again for the 'aha' at the end

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

The emotional journey of creating anything great.

[Erin Roesemeier @erinkate31]

@TimFerrissBlog That last bullet was a good one for self reflection and a dinner discussion!
“Our bodies are apt to be our autobiographies.”
— Frank Gelett Burgess

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

SCIENTISTS: “We’ve produced the first-ever image of a supermassive Black Hole, 55-million light years away”
RESPONSE: “Oooh!”

SCIENTISTS: “We’ve concluded that humans are catastrophically warming Earth”
RESPONSE: “That conflicts with what I want to be true, so it must be false”

[Erin Roesemeier @erinkate31]

@kmichniewicz cue major eye roll

[Bon Ku, MD, MPP @BonKu]

"In America, becoming a doctor can prove fatal" by @DrAmithaMD https://t.co/iGiJQBywVY

[Erin Roesemeier @erinkate31]

Check out how @HarrisLogic and @SAP are working together to bring data and technology to #suicidepreventionefforts : https://t.co/jjdWbQRMfd

[Erin Roesemeier @erinkate31]

So I just explained what “Dafuq” means and felt young and cool. Then said “dang that’d make a great Scrabble word in a few years when it is added to the dictionary” and instantly felt 95

[Erin Roesemeier @erinkate31]

My kids are being so terrible today that during their nap I’m watching TV and eating all of their mini ice cream cones. I will then blame it on the elves. #notsorry #HappyFriday to me and anyone that smiles patiently at screaming, demanding, unappreciative #tinyhumans

[Erin Roesemeier @erinkate31]

@RadioAmy Makes me think of my favorite candy... synonym red hots!