Erin Shaffer

mom. wife. crazy happy life

[Erin Shaffer @erinlynnshaffer]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/Jrr1XTd4vQ

[Erin Shaffer @erinlynnshaffer]

Can we please have the online sleuths from Don’t F**k With Cats decode Rey Rivera’s note. #UnsolvedMysteries #WeNeedAnswers #BaudiMoovan #JohnGreen

[Erin Shaffer @erinlynnshaffer]

#socialdistancing #day57 #camillafoundanewfamily #shedidntwanttocomehome #shelovesthemmorethanus https://t.co/1d9T69nZ4S

[Erin Shaffer @erinlynnshaffer]

3yo: Where’s the candy?! I can’t find the candy!

Me: Daddy hid the candy. I don’t know where it is.

3yo: I hate daddy. Now I have to eat marshmallows.

#wheresthecandy

[Erin Shaffer @erinlynnshaffer]

Me, as a parent: *I don’t think my kids could argue any more than they already do.*

[Buys a puppy for the kids]

Me, as a parent who poorly misjudged that outcome: *fml*

[Erin Shaffer @erinlynnshaffer]

You are the sweetest gift and I adore you both. You made me a mom fifteen years ago today. Happy 15th Birthday, Luna and Bella. #forevermygirls #happyfifteen https://t.co/4UFpwnMIM7

[Erin Shaffer @erinlynnshaffer]

#playful or #hungry… https://t.co/LWQePRAghw

[Erin Shaffer @erinlynnshaffer]

*opens the dishwasher*

Me: *It’s like someone in this house is trying to give me an anxiety attack on purpose*

#ILiveWithAnimals

[Erin Shaffer @erinlynnshaffer]

2yo: I hate you mommy!

Me: Hate the game, not the player.

2 seconds later...

Me: Don’t eat the chalk...

[Erin Shaffer @erinlynnshaffer]

When you just can’t handle life anymore...

[Erin Shaffer @erinlynnshaffer]

2yo: *trying to run out the door for the millionth time*

Me: *yelling* Melissa!! Get back here!!

Also me: Who the f@#$ is Melissa?!

#HerNameIsCamilla #IHaveTooManyKids #MomOfFour #Luna #Bella #Archer #Camilla #NoMelissa

[Erin Shaffer @erinlynnshaffer]

6yo: Did you know that maybe means yes.

Me: Actually, sometimes it means yes and sometimes it means no. Depending on mommy’s mood...and how much you’re annoying me.

6yo: *confused*

#LifeWithKids #MaybeUsuallyMeansNo

[Erin Shaffer @erinlynnshaffer]

6yo: My foot smells like apple juice.

Me:

2yo: Where’s my juice?

Me:

*2yo goes off to find her cup of juice*

#LifeWithKids

[Erin Shaffer @erinlynnshaffer]

I just supported Parkinson’s is #MoreThanMotor on @ThunderclapIt // @ParkinsonDotOrg https://t.co/QfTcPeLQzG

[Erin Shaffer @erinlynnshaffer]

I love this site! https://t.co/tHkvopvXvk

[Erin Shaffer @erinlynnshaffer]

It’s 9:22 and my children wont stay in bed...

2yo: My teeth are bleeding.
Me: No, they’re not. Go to bed.
2yo: My toes hurt.
Me: *my mind hurts*

#ThisIsMyLife #LifeWithKids #PleaseJustGoToBed #SoManyExcuses

[Erin Shaffer @erinlynnshaffer]

I just love her 💕#camillahollyn #mybabygirl https://t.co/cZpC0MfxWl

[Erin Shaffer @erinlynnshaffer]

#abcs #camillahollyn https://t.co/jb6O38ycfc

[Erin Shaffer @erinlynnshaffer]

6yo: mommy, how do you not be fat?
14yo: don’t ask her!
Mom: *I hate you all*

#LifeWithKids #ThisIsMyLife

[Erin Shaffer @erinlynnshaffer]

Apparently this is all Alexa is used for now...

#Alexa #AlexaFart #FloatAnAirBiscuit #ThisIsMyLifeNow #LifeWithKids