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Pete Buttigieg apologizing for being in a weird mood post-election is very relatable (the rest of his comments are worth listening to so I kept them in)
Anthony Mackie and Harrison Ford star in Marvel Studios’ #CaptainAmericaBraveNewWorld.
Watch the brand-new trailer and experience it only in theaters February 14.
You know you want it, a late night election reaction 🧵. First, Stephen Colbert with a solemn address to camera "'I'm so grateful to be with... with you people at home, because especially in times like this, what do we most want to be? Not alone. So thanks for being here."
People pay attention to the bigger Pennsylvania counties for good reason.
But these are two counties I always pay attention to.
Northampton 2016
Trump: 71,736
Clinton: 66,272
Erie 2016
Trump: 60,069
Clinton: 58,112
Northampton 2020
Biden: 85,087
Trump 83,854
Erie County 2020
Biden: 68,286
Trump: 66,869
Jordan Klepper: "If you're presenting to the world your final case and the best thing you have to offer is Dr. Phil and Hulk Hogan — these D-Listers who are out there — and just anger and bad jokes that don't play."
"If you're hiring Tony Hinchcliffe... this is what you're exepcting."