ErinMarie Sanderson

What's your favorite scary movie? she/her/hers

[ErinMarie Sanderson @erinnnaceous]

How do you tell your boss, “I’m not sick or hungover, I’m just so emotionally depleted by the news cycle that I need the morning to process the fact that our country is a hellish dystopia, so I’ll be a little late to the office”? Asking for a friend.

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I’m sorry, but if you’re a scary woman in a white nightgown standing in the middle of the road while I’m driving at night, you’re getting hit. I’m not jerking the wheel, hitting a tree, and ending up in a horror movie because of your carelessness.

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@gokoolerthanyou @tacobell This kept happening to me and now it’s sold out. Been trying since 9 on the dot. RIP my heart :(

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WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT GOLF?!?!

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This debate has made it very clear to me. @PeteButtigieg for president. Please.

[ErinMarie Sanderson @erinnnaceous]

My film set persona has been described as, “Friendly, easygoing, collaborative, but needs her fun lil coffee in the morning or will be sad all day.”

[ErinMarie Sanderson @erinnnaceous]

@OpenTable I have tried contacting you last week about switching my email address on my account I’ve had for years. Your site has been totally glitchy. Please help!

[ErinMarie Sanderson @erinnnaceous]

Sorry, I’m Team Jacob. Jacob from State Farm.

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Getting ads for bloating right after a wedding dress fitting is just rude wtf

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Travis Kelce’s speech is quite literally the only evidence I needed to know Taylor Swift is not actually into him.

[ErinMarie Sanderson @erinnnaceous]

Showing my mom who is in a cult a movie about cults to see her reaction - Day 1.

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And yes I’m watching Sound of Freedom because it’s all my mom ever talks about and I’m trying to find a way to connect
SUE ME.

[ErinMarie Sanderson @erinnnaceous]

A male casting lead for Sound of Freedom was definitely a CHOICE. I’ll tell you that much.

[ErinMarie Sanderson @erinnnaceous]

Brb headed to Coachella just to see Barry Keoghan at the Sabrina Carpenter show 🛀

[ErinMarie Sanderson @erinnnaceous]

Who do we think got fired at a24 for passing on saltburn?

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My mom’s new method of torture is sending me wedding dresses that she thinks are prettier than the one I picked out.

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Me explaining to a male producer why it’s sexist to hate No Hard Feelings but love Licorice Pizza

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Ok not to be that person, but if you didn’t like Saltburn I’m going to care less about your opinion on art as a whole. Oops.

[ErinMarie Sanderson @erinnnaceous]

Nah @LoveIslandAU did Kirra so dirty. Not even in an entertaining way. This season sucks.

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@joerussotweets Can’t bother me if I never go home… 🥲

[ErinMarie Sanderson @erinnnaceous]

@nuuly replacing high rise pants with low rise in my box feels like an actual personal attack. What did I ever do to you guys? 🥲🥲