DJ Efarmz

I'm the raccoon from that "nap and be small" meme

[DJ Efarmz @erinrf83]

It’s what @trixiemattel would have wanted

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

children being eaten by bears as punishment for mocking a bald man, germany, 15th century

[DJ Efarmz @erinrf83]

@_melobird LOVE botw

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

This was my fault and I want to thank the very indulgent and talented @Jeopardy! writers who made my holiday wish come true.

[Reductress @Reductress]

How to Save Money by Eliminating All Sources of Joy From Your Life: https://t.co/RPbOM4oan2

[ben @benwassertweet]

thinking about my dear friend and incredible actor Mark Wahlberg who 21 years ago today let 9/11 happen 💔

[larchmont_chipotle @EmmaSpecter]

girls who studied abroad in london need your support right now ❤️

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

your honor, my client was simply serving cunt

[AnGy ☆ @nishozoldyck]

HE HATES ME!!!!! (he’s at work and can’t talk)

[DJ Efarmz @erinrf83]

@DrewAfualo Sooooo he’s saying that he’s just been chewing gum and not fucking bitches?? Sick flex

[trash jones @jzux]

adderall isn’t enough. i need to like my job

[Krissy’s Booked @krissysbooked]

IT’S CALLED POLYCYSTIC OVARY SYNDROME BUT IT’S ACTUALLY AN ENDOCRINE DISORDER AND ‘CYSTS’ ARE JUST ONE POSSIBLE SYMPTOM AND WE DON’T KNOW IT’S CAUSE EVEN THOUGH IT’S AS COMMON AS DIABETES AND CAN LEAD TO DIABETES AND HEART DISEASE IF NOT DIAGNOSED AND MANAGED #PCOS @veritypcos

[DJ Efarmz @erinrf83]

@HiyaImAlaina he’s your husband

[James @CaucasianJames]

somewhere out there there’s a guy that’s completely sober that’s gonna wake up early saturday morning, put on headphones, and play 18 holes of frisbee golf. and he’s happier than all of us

[DJ Efarmz @erinrf83]

How @kurtisconner thought he was gonna be like with his Fushigi ball

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

By the time you're 30 you should have

-absolutely no idea if you're supposed to shred documents with personal information
-a place to put your documents w/ personal info while you figure this out
-3 years worth of documents w/ personal info just sitting there

[DJ Efarmz @erinrf83]

@HiyaImAlaina @DrewAfualo Queen shit only

[DJ Efarmz @erinrf83]

@_melobird It’s giving hyena from Lion King

[DJ Efarmz @erinrf83]

A la Ricky Gourmet, I will no longer be using the job title “therapist”, I will instead refer to myself as a “licensed vibesmith”

[Katie Goldin 🐜 @KatieGoldin]

Ok. I don't know who needs to hear this, but buckle up. Here's the deal. A thread 🧵