Erin Ryan

🇨🇦☘️ Ⓥ. probably sleeping.

[Erin Ryan @erinryan96]

nothing I love more than seeing people happy! 😀💕

[Dakotah Nielsen 🌐🇺🇦🇹🇼 @DakotahNielsen]

Yeah Canadians may be losing their homes and entire communities displaced, but the burgerreich is mildly inconvenienced for a few days so who *really* deserves to be upset?

[Jen The Feisty Librarian @Feisty_Waters]

Americans thinking Canadian wildfire smoke shouldn’t affect them and Canadians thinking FDA cuts won’t affect our food supply. We’re all on this continent together, buckos. Smoke, parasites and viruses don’t care about borders.

[katie ⋆⭒.⋆ @djowoll_]

you can be concerned about the long term health and environmental impacts from the wildfire smoke without acting like canada is purposefully ruining your life btw

[Ms. Krispanis @MsKrispanis]

I feel like now is a good time to remind people that Ford made massive cuts to the widfire budgets in 2019 and then made further cuts in 2025.

😔 #onpoli

[Josh of all trades @PoetofGallifrey]

I'm just gonna steer into the skid this year every team the Eagles beat

"Damn your defense couldn't stop the 17th best QB in the league?"

[kazuha okamoto @schneiderholics]

canadians (specifically from ontario) will be like hey my province is on fucking fire and indigenous communities are quite literally being wiped out and americans will still find a way to make it about themselves

[kimi @kimi_klementine]

getting into sports is realizing your dad actually wasn’t being too dramatic whenever his team lost

[SwiftieLee 🖤 @SwiftieLee1]

Leaving a toxic workplace has a weird feeling, like you're relieved you've finally left. But also annoyed that a perfectly good job has been unnecessary ruined by a few people creating a horrible horrible work culture

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Destroy the idea that men should respect women because we are their daughters, mothers, and sisters.

Reinforce the idea that men should respect women because we are people.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If you're having a bad day, just remember that someone is working for your old manager right now.

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

I love people with ADHD because they never actually forget anything. You just have to say the right words to activate them like a sleeper cell and then they awaken with all of the knowledge on a very niche subject they studied for 3 months straight 6 years ago.
I LOVE THEM.

[sierra 🔪 @mothmanseyes]

My body doesnt know the difference between the womens ice hockey gold medal game and being chased by a bear

[Maira @maira4yo]

there’s only 3 types of people who are never wrong:

– Women
– Oldest daughters
– Firstborn granddaughters

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

MAGA hates this.

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

The billboard behind Bad Bunny during this halftime performance reads: "The only thing more powerful than hate is love." #SuperBowl

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Did I understand a single word of it?
I did not.

Was it a vibe?
It was.

[blue @bluewmist]

Don't forget you can:
• start at 21
. fail at 25
• start over at 26
• struggle
• get better
• be different than everyone else
• get in the wrong career
• find your lane
• find the right career
• start over at 30, 35, or even 45

And still succeed.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Being called lazy when you’re having a bad mental health day is one of the most infuriating things. I’m not lazy. I just physically have no motivation or strength to move.

[susa @prinkasusa]

"think of the children!" they scream while cutting school lunches, mental health services, and housing aid. no, sweetie. you don't care about children. you care about controlling women's bodies

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

i can blow $1000 in 5 minutes, then stretch $17.50 for about 8 days 😭😭😭