Erin Smith

I got a master’s degree so I could get a job making dumb jokes on the internet

[Erin Smith @erinsmith933]

@amandapllllease Gonna bring roger back and honor to this household

[Erin Smith @erinsmith933]

@amandapllllease She’s an Eleven

[Erin Smith @erinsmith933]

@amandapllllease

[Erin Smith @erinsmith933]

I know I always say I’m old but damn marywood not that old

[Erin Smith @erinsmith933]

My phone has the weirdest new glitch where every time I get an nbc news alert it uses one of my friends’ bitmojis instead of the nbc logo and it’s so hard to take seriously

[Erin Smith @erinsmith933]

You just know that no one showed up to bob bolus's birthday parties as a kid

[Julio-César Chávez @JulioCesrChavez]

DC trucker convoy update from Scranton, PA:

There is currently only one truck in the convoy. Organizer Bob Bolus said they expected more people to join, and will call off the convoy if others don’t show up

Convoy was scheduled to leave an hour and 45 minutes ago

[Erin Smith @erinsmith933]

@netflix @amandapllllease

[Erin Smith @erinsmith933]

@mauraaa13 It feels like a fever dream

[Erin Smith @erinsmith933]

You know shaun white is beloved when all the comments on the wnep facebook article are nice

[Erin Smith @erinsmith933]

@amandapllllease @HoodieLBJ Backwards baseball hat energy

[Erin Smith @erinsmith933]

Renaissance fair

[Erin Smith @erinsmith933]

Driving around days before Christmas looking for an at home covid test for my mom is just pay back for the year she did this when I asked for a wii

[Erin Smith @erinsmith933]

My dad offering to pick up my prescription from CVS on his way over and then calling me to double check my birthday is peak dad behavior

[Erin Smith @erinsmith933]

I know I shouldn’t complain about this weather but listening to Christmas music with the windows down feels wrong

[Jimmy @jimmy_john101]

Joe Biden on his student loan forgiveness plan

[Erin Smith @erinsmith933]

My mom: “why won’t you tell me anything you want for Christmas”
Also my mom:

[Erin Smith @erinsmith933]

🥲

[Notre Dame Football @NDFootball]

a player's coach

@Marcus_Freeman1 | #GoIrish

[Erin Smith @erinsmith933]

Brian Kelly confused about the definition of a chair like he was asked whether or not he’s gonna be coaching at notre dame next year

[Erin Smith @erinsmith933]

@amandapllllease @Adele Literally just had this typed as a dm to you on Instagram 😂😂