My wife keeps buying junk food when she knows I can’t resist.
Me: Why?
Her: If I have to be pregnant & fat, you’re going to be fat with me.
Me: That’s fair I guess.
Her: Oh, so I’m fat?
Me: Wait, what? No. You said that.
Her: But you didn’t disagree.
Dangerous times.
@lizzy_sullivan I like the smell of them (like candles but not cancerous) and for skin care/cleaning supplies bc all the extra chemicals creep me out. Don’t use them to “calm me” or anything like that