Lizzie McGuire

Wasted potential. Potentially wasted. Chances are I stole your lighter or virginity. Master of rain dances and pretending I'm a pokemon.Oakland booty. tamale 🔌

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Someone told me today but you are hilarious how in the world are you depressed. Not everyone has to cry in your face to be dying inside.

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I knit, sew, cook, write poetry, and can still drink a beer faster than your weird uncle Johnny that slams Busch lites and wears cut off shorts. #wifematerial

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I'm not afraid to die and that is what scares people the most.

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THANK YOU @KimKardashian for bringing light to the messed up justice system! #prettyandsmart #wishshewasmylawyer #justice

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Fr tho why my old drug dealer selling vintage cabbage patch dolls in the thrift shops on Facebook, 2022 is lit y’all.

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All these little girls in Easter dresses are breaking my heart because my baby is with her dad. I’m like sick about it.

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Check out Coy Beasley's video! #TikTok https://t.co/iHSZMIYmJa

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If you join or return to Pokémon GO using my referral code CVCK7T2P7, you’ll instantly get 100 Poké Balls, be able to earn special bonus items, and more. https://t.co/Rwd7AiiZku

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Check out Talyn's video! #TikTok https://t.co/w1Yfsk5WEm

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@Nancy19801106 Girl I’m so sad pray for me 4/20 next court date

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Karma will get you. The justice system is fucked for letting this happen and having you guys play the victim. You will regret this one day.

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Watching real housewives just manifesting to be one and not one that goes to jail for embezzlement. #FishbowlWives #RealHousewives

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“It was like Eminem but he was a midget and so we had like weird Eminem midget sex.” -Katie

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I hate living by a tax place during tax season. People come by walking around with orange folders and I’m tweaking I’m going to get served.

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I think the only person that would understand me is Bill Murray.

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@cb0nk Miss and love you more

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I hate white people tacos. We need to stand together and get rid of them all together.

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If you thought Doritos and cream cheese is fire try it in sour cream SHIT IS ON MF POINT. Ya heard it heard it here first.

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If y’all see me with your dad, your friends dad, grandpa etc please mind ya Bussiness.

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“You can’t even go to a funeral without haters. They keep your name in their mouth because their man’s dick is in yours…”. - holy shit 🤣😂