Mikey says hey

former academic; meathead; gaybo; lefty. Essays at This Is Your Mixtape:

[Mikey says hey @erlking]

"Newfoundland" is an ongoing conceptual performance-art piece currently in its 517th year. 500,000 performers are engaged in "Newfoundland."

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@rocketythings @Waraboshi @Hbomberguy You gotta go watch Todd in the shadow’s follow up video debunking his various bullshit claims, Somerton made plenty of *wild* shit up, and him being generally well respected has seen a lot of misinformation being propagated. Todd is very thorough in his fact-checking.

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How did so many queer youth get so fucking stupid though?? That they couldn’t recognize massive plagiarism of the celluloid closet????? Anyway, lol.

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Popping out of bluesky to the hellish pits of twitter to see how that snobby fraud Somerton’s downfall is playing out, and seeing this tweet defending JS from very reasonable criticism by Dan “Folding Ideas” Olsen made back in April… aged like milk, as they say

[Kellen Darcy & KC Winters @DarcyandWinters]

I really am pleasantly surprised at how truly good #WheelOfTime has become in its sophomore season. I liked the first season, don't get me wrong, but this time around we're in the midst of something special.

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@JacCooper1 @WhitleyMarionGW @wtflanksteak Actors read the entire script before they take a role, what the fuck are you talking about

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@letsgotothemaul @GreatCheshire You know Emily co-writes Sarah’s videos, yeah?

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Well, my icon turned into the dumb x, so I’m moving it from its usual spot and turning off notifications because that will break my habit of opening it when on autopilot. Bye Twitter. I’m on Bluesky, same name.

[BIG DURTY NERD 86 47 🇨🇦🔞 @bigdurtynerd]

Loblaws posted a QUARTERLY PROFIT of $558,000,000.00 last quarter. Yet I can't afford vegetables or meat, milk or cheese. There is something really wrong here.

[Will Stancil @whstancil]

Sorry to be a little rude, but the only viable solutions to climate change involve massive state-scale projects to completely revamp power generation and electrify almost everything, not doing community organizing to put a solar panel on the laundromat

[Romlib 🎄 @romlib_]

Tankies aren't beating the illiteracy allegations

[Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing]

there's. so much going on here.
-"WHAT'S HAPPENING" over and over like scrawls in a murder house
-X here but not here
-"join Twitter today"

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

brb gotta go give all of my banking information to the exploding car guy so I can buy things on the website he turned into 4chan for aging incels

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@derekboltxxx @GordonJannsen There’s ample porn on bluesky

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@pookleblinky I’ve heard no one say this? I can’t think of anyone I know who’s had the flu recently, even once, let alone twice.

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@Lizardman6999 @DiscussingFilm @stevereevesart Now. It’s true that Barbie “only” has the 25th biggest opening weekend of all time abs Oppenheimer 112th, but the news story is if you combined the two - not the top 10 as others have said, just those two - it’s #4.

Source:
https://t.co/iACf9Ch4ej

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@Lizardman6999 @DiscussingFilm @stevereevesart It’s very easy to Google these things. Titanic had a very modest opening weekend of 28 million. The first avatar. 77 million. The second avatar, 134 million.

[Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa]

anyone who has worked in social media for five minutes can already tell you how disastrous this branding is even without the Axe Body Spray ass aesthetic