salmorehoe

she/her -
me gradué en bellas artes y todo ha ido cuesta abajo desde entonces -

💛 también estoy en 🌻 @ravens_skull 🌻

[salmorehoe @ermai_]

😍😍😍

[The Pink King @DayalSami]

Call me a hater but I think living in a world where both trillionaires and global poverty coexist is a sign humanity has failed as a species

[vvv @g9nsai]

ma nouvelle création : l’ail pensif

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

Désolée mais RIEN ne surpasse les montages débiles sans logique comme ça. AUCUNE IA ne peut rivaliser.

[lyrium pilled ⚔️🌹 @50GreyWardens]

If this lives up to the hype you might just never hear from me again

[thea @h4wkest]

the dai tarot cards were operating on a level of cunt rarely achieved in gaming

[Ri-Ri @YoSoyRiRi]

Hacer six seven no es vivir en la actualidad. Vivir en la actualidad es reconocer la libertad de las mujeres a abortar, la de la gente homosexual a casarse y la de la gente a decidir una muerte digna.

[Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite]

how it feels to be on your period during a heatwave

[sceebe dee FIRST TIME DRAGON AGER @sceebedee]

who starts a conversation like that

[salmorehoe @ermai_]

No la diéresis en "gua" 😭😭😭

[Ma Wukong 马悟空 @Ma_WuKong]

Entrevista:

—Jordi Wild: Qué tal, Don Jesú
—¿«Güail»? ¿Te haces llamar Jordi «Güail» (muecas)? Tus padres te llamaron Jorge Carrillo de Albornoz Torres, pero tú, cipayo obtuso, ¡te pones de nombre artístico «Jordi Güail»! ¡Eres un blasfemo anglófilo!

(Se levanta y se va. Fin.)

[bug✨ceo of cole nation @bugbugbugg]

the fact that the hero of ferelden conscripted anders to the grey wardens (and gave him ser pounce-a-lot) is such an unreal part of dragon age universe lore to me. it feels like a headcanon i would come up with knowing how ridiculous it is. but it’s what actually happens

[UNRULY LUCIAN 🇱🇨 @dontasktolink]

Embarrassed > homeless

[salmorehoe @ermai_]

Terrón Pratchett my beloved

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

I'll tell you a secret: all mushrooms are edible, some only once.

[maicu⋆ @angemon__]

manda mais otario

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

“You fucking idiot bitch” me to the video game character that I’m in full control of

[alexsalismo. @alexsalismo]

Si el Papa le declara la Guerra Santa a ChatGPT quién soy yo para llevarle la contraria