juliette

she/her

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

happy pride month

[Chris @citehchris]

wow i absolutely love your outfit the black really brings out the pet hair on it

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

unemployed guy who is very excited about the 3 day weekend

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

Thank you to the Target employee who took so long to come open the protective glass in front of the liquor that I decided to leave. You saved my life.

[ruth @billedabear]

it kinda feels like i birthed him stitch by stitch

[mariana @pastapilled]

babe would it fucking kill you to meow back

[insane freak guy @Beer_Pisser]

picking my nose so hard I lift myself about 4 inches off the ground

[EVIL RINGO // Uli🍓🪲(John Hurt’s #1 Fan) @ringofromphilly]

this fucking comic

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

dryhump me if i'm wrong but tomorrows tuesday

[Patrick @audiohymn]

I recently turned 23. Here's what I learned:

The ice cream place is called Coldstone because there is a literally COLD STONE behind the counter that they mash all the shit up on

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

bugs is… shrimp??

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

The place I bury batteries in my yard is beginning to emit a haunting melody

[aaryan @blondedicarus]

have you considered that maybe you see angel numbers all the time because your screen time is 12 hours

[݁⋆⭒˚.⋆ CANDY 🪩🌈✨ @finaIspace]

tried asking my (chef) uncle for financial advice and this was his response 😭😭 MY STOMACH HURTSSSSDKDJDDDSK