MARKUS

one of you will betray me

[MARKUS @ermmsomeoneelse]

how i go from sleeping at 9pm waking up at 6am to sleeping at 3am waking up at 1pm in two days

[MARKUS @ermmsomeoneelse]

holy shit

[MARKUS @ermmsomeoneelse]

@DAMAGENUMBERS

[MARKUS @ermmsomeoneelse]

no cause this is what i think everytime i die

[vernaxes @verzasah]

IMMA START SAYING THIS LMFAOOOOOOO

[MARKUS @ermmsomeoneelse]

no they didnt bro 😭😭😭

[mars @bajablstdeeznut]

They used to bully you for Breathing in middle school

[MARKUS @ermmsomeoneelse]

no cause its just me me

[MARKUS @ermmsomeoneelse]

am i a bad person or is it just my intrusive thoughts

[MARKUS @ermmsomeoneelse]

Yo Bro

[PrettyUseless @PrettyUseless7]

woke up this morning because my gf was jerking off to another guys pics and the bed was shaking

[MARKUS @ermmsomeoneelse]

ya oomf could be indian and you dont even know it

[MARKUS @ermmsomeoneelse]

ya oomf could be mexican and you dont even know it

[MARKUS @ermmsomeoneelse]

white people be like: we are the johnsons, and the johnsons never give up!

[MARKUS @ermmsomeoneelse]

the dream.. 🚬

[ainsley 🏳️‍⚧️ @witchwounds]

whats the word for when you mating press a girl but youre not naked and you just hold her and fall asleep together

[MARKUS @ermmsomeoneelse]

no cuz this platform too funny it will never be beaten

[MARKUS @ermmsomeoneelse]

@floppigain2 @sunfishyy #retweet

[MARKUS @ermmsomeoneelse]

... bak

[MARKUS @ermmsomeoneelse]

they are so republican its so unreal
shane gillis mad funny though 👀

[MARKUS @ermmsomeoneelse]

white people be like: Yeah I go to a comedy show every thursday

[MARKUS @ermmsomeoneelse]

its crazy how a good day turns into a horrid one so fast and its all out of your control

[MARKUS @ermmsomeoneelse]

i ain't repost that hitler shit wtfff

[hunter @3gpmh]

you’re in her dms i’m the reason she made a letterboxd acc we’re not the same