Erin

Give me a paper & pen so I can write about my life of sin. A couple bottles of gin incase I don't get in

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

stoned to the point where i can’t enjoy my movie because i know the actors are acting

[Softboy @softboywin]

Look away from your laptop for 1 second and MS Teams will say u left the country

[Erin @ernarnold]

Oh do you mean THE .. DeVonta Smith….
2× Nat’l Champ
Heisman Trophy winner
Super Bowl LIX Champ
Eagles playoff rec holder
1st WR ever to win Heisman + Nat’l Title + Super Bowl
??

[ADA @liveforthose2]

@MLFootball lol…..says the guy that is probably the skinniest guy in football for the past 100 years. Okay beanpole

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

If you are happy someone was publicly executed because they don’t share your beliefs congrats you’re the Taliban

[Joe @UFLORIDAJOE]

Two small children will now grow up without a father because politics have become people’s religion.

[Erin @ernarnold]

@JesseKellyDC Absolute loser take here buddy

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Shutup ugly
#JusticeForDemoree

I’m in a meeting so idk if u was still talking shit or not so if you didn’t I’ll delete later. Hoe

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

It was all good just a week ago 😀

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

#ThaCarterVI https://t.co/IfiGCZ0IsR

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

“I was wondering what would break first… Your spirit, or your body.”

~ Jordan Mailata busting out Bane quotes mid game lmao

The greatest trash talk ever. A mad man.

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Pete Carroll had no idea Marshawn Lynch was in the building during his press conference, and that Lynch shouted, "RAIDERSSS!"

Lynch: "You ain't hear me yelling at you?"

Carroll: "Was that you?!"

Lynch: "Who else gonna gon yell like that?"

😂😂😂

[Jeff McDevitt @JeffMcDev]

55 POINTS

[Kyzir @KyzirWhite8]

If you from the 610 and not rooting for the Eagles to win it all you a hater‼️🤦🏾‍♂️

[Brad Johnson, CFA @brad_johnson6]

“So like how long you been ubering for”

[Erin @ernarnold]

@trojan_mcguire @JakeRabadiNFL Shit most certainly ain’t sweet round here !! 🚨

[stace 🐞 @staystaystace]

I would rather burn alive with my dog or break my back carrying him to safety than to ever think about leaving him alone to suffer and die when i’m all he has idc

[Blaythe @Blaythexxx]

Beating the dogshit out of my family at Mario Kart. No handouts. 1st 13 times in a row. People are crying. I feel nothing.

[Life of a Philly Fan @PhillyFanLife]

You could hit someone on this team with a baseball bat mid play and not get penalized for it

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

snack wraps xx.xx.2025

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The people of Ireland will vote for freedom 🇮🇪