Erik Zimmerman

He/him

[Archie Henderson @archiehench]

I am a music historian, and with @AdrianRMG I have researched the best-selling single of every decade all the way back to 14,000BC. Here's a thread:

2010s - Ed Sheeran, The Shape of You

[Erik Zimmerman @erok0809]

@TheWARmonger_ Carson Benge had another nice-looking diving catch today in the bottom of the 3rd inning. When the percentages come out, can we get that one? It looked like he got a pretty good jump on the broadcast, but I'd like to check.

[SNY @SNYtv]

A 20/20 ROOKIE YEAR FOR CARSON BENGE!

HE'S THE FIRST METS ROOKIE EVER TO DO IT!

[Erik Zimmerman @erok0809]

@TheMetsX Happy they're winning because I'm a fan and I want the Mets to win. There's a tiny bit of playoff hope in a storybook sense, but I know that's not realistic. But Ya Gotta Believe!

[That Guy Rocked MLB @MLBGuyRocked]

R.A. Dickey

That guy rocked.

[Seamus Hughes @SeamusHughes]

oh.

https://t.co/blVyNsIIby

[LoveMeSomeMets @LoveMeSomeMets]

We've officially become the Marlins

[Spookirbee🎃 🍉🪼 @Kirbthebee]

My ass did not just laugh at a white screen with no sound

[sean yoo @SeanYoo]

celebrating the 4th of july with

[Erik Zimmerman @erok0809]

@plbernstein92 @tangotiger I believe those are plays where he had to run back toward the wall, which are going to be tougher than those in front or to the side.

[Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm]

LeBron:

[Jack Lambert @jacklambert__]

Here's how fastball velocity has changed since 2000.

Pre-pitch tracking data compiled via retired player opinions

[Kewkoh|Feral Mills @Kewk0h]

Enough is enough.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First teaser for ‘COYOTE VS ACME’

Trailer releases next week.

[Alec Stapp @AlecStapp]

This may sound like a sponsored post but I promise it's not (I just hate TurboTax and their rent-seeking lobbyists with the passion of a thousand suns):

Use FreeTaxUSA instead. It's >90% cheaper than TurboTax and easier to use/higher quality software.

[Ryota Kanai @kanair]

Great to see this on X. This is something I created during my PhD time 20 years ago.

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink.

After the bartender serves him, the man says, “If I show you something amazing, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the night?”

The bartender thinks for a moment, then replies, “It’d have to be something really spectacular to take that offer.”

The man reaches down, sets a small box on the bar, and opens it. Inside is a tiny man — about a foot tall —sitting beside a little piano. The tiny man begins playing beautiful classical music — pieces by Beethoven and Chopin.

When he finishes, the bartender is stunned.

“Alright,” he says, “you’ve got free drinks all night — but only if you tell me where you got that!”

The man replies, “In the alley behind this bar, there’s a genie granting wishes to anyone who asks.”

Excited, the bartender rushes out back to try his luck.

A few minutes later, the alley erupts in a deafening chorus of quacking. The bartender bursts back inside, slams the door, and braces it as thousands of ducks pile up outside.

Out of breath, he turns to the man and says, “That genie must be hard of hearing! I asked for a million bucks, and now I’ve got a million ducks!”

The man chuckles and says, “Yeah… did you really think I wished for a 12-inch pianist?”

[Erik Zimmerman @erok0809]

LET'S GO #LFGM