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[carter hambley @carterhambley]

getting a haircut at Great Clips feels like when a criminals bleeding out in a movie and goes to a vet

[annie @sweetndpolite]

when goodreads emails you to let you that you just finished a book like thanks beast i was the one who told you that though

[caro .☘︎ ݁˖ @grinsbycharli]

I will break my own heart from now on

[riley from hivemind @RileyJohnSavage]

wow that finn wolfhard really shot up like a beanstalk!

[Ruby @1800fortnite]

#DeepCleanYourBathroomInCompleteSilenceTuesday

[riley from hivemind @RileyJohnSavage]

I kirkified a picture of you and nothing happened

[Ruby @1800fortnite]

Can someone shoot me

[fawn @fawnncel]

spotify wrapped be like yeah here’s the song you almost killed yourself to in february

[garshmo @garshmo]

Marbles should equal one dollar and be accepted everywhere

[sav @smokingsexxtion]

this is the only way i can possibly imagine how their meeting went for him to have this response

[hazeyzae (formerly geesebandupdate) @hazeyzae]

going to name my first born nausicaä so i can sing this song to them like a lullaby

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

White people when there’s 100% cotton heavyweight comfort color tees at the function

[Ruby @1800fortnite]

Shirt that says I paused my watching live music on youtube time to be here

[van @vpstable]

Cameron Winter I have received the encoded messages in your music and I will act when instructed

[sammie @sammienotsam]

LGBTQ+ owned sandwich shop in Philadelphia called Jawn-Binary

[shiv roy's bob @shivstratt]

L to the OG
Dude be the OG
A-N he playing
Playing like a pro, see
L to the OG
Dude be the OG
A-N he playing
Playing like a pro

[harky @theharkyp]

You turn 25 and you start experimenting with different settings on your washing machine and its really exciting

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

new geese album is one of those albums that's so good it reinvigorates your love of music. world beating stuff happening on every single one of those 11 tracks