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citizen of the cosmos. derrière extraordinaire

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I’m out there making grassroot connections... kissing hands, shaking babies

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@Extralongdokkan NO!!!!!!

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After careful consideration, I’ve decided to become an alcoholic

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@GeebMinister Probably fair tbh

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Ok but are we sure he wasn’t framed by bowser?

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@LabGrownNeet @GrantSlatton Where is Saddam Hussein? Plz label more clearly

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@GeebMinister

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He’d be a fool not to

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

can he do that??

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@Howlingmutant0 When was the last time you thought “damn, my shins stink”?

I rest my case

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@MJL1212 @RobertKoetsier @JohnLeFevre Forgetting to filter married and gay men

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@pennyelizabeths The boys are not back in town

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@suchasurfriend @GeebMinister At least she died doing what she loved

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@MarioNawfal Thanks Mario

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Are any of u girls

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Halp my back hurts and months of physical therapy did nothing

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Halftime show lacked giant heaving breasts. 3/10

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@al_blackdale @docsquiddy Always wondered why a billion isn’t a million millions. Spanish got it right imo

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Yippy dogs are abominations and Should be eradicated. You can see the depression of their wolf ancestors through their weird swollen eyes

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He said no.

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Asking the bus driver if he can drop me off at my house

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That's how it's done