Eric Whittington

[Eric Whittington @erricw]

@ejmlol Not sure that’s possible

[Eric Whittington @erricw]

@scotttymurray Unpopular opinion: charcuterie boards are ridiculous to begin with

[Eric Whittington @erricw]

@scotttymurray Lmao accurate

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Shoutout to the people giving out full sized chocolate bars. You’re making dreams come true.

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

In #PineappleExpress, me and my co-writer Evan had to roll all the cross joints needed to film (about 100) ourselves because nobody else on the crew could roll them properly.

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

seriously tho don't let anybody tell u ur ugly. u are sick as fuck just the way u are. and that's fucking awesome

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

In this world you either crank that soulja boy or it cranks you

[Interlude Papi™️🇭🇹 @writtenbyjr]

Me picking up extra days vs me actually working them

[Eric Whittington @erricw]

@TheyCallMeLegsi @olemacdon @neiljr11

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

i hate when I’m 20 minutes into cardio and i look down and the timers on 48 seconds

[Eric Whittington @erricw]

@scotttymurray Every other night ?

[Ai @aisauce]

If you are a person that likes to play games, I ain’t got time for you.

[. @uglykid]

When i say “the other day” it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth

[Eric Whittington @erricw]

@bradyboell Scoop dee dee poop

[walmart brand chris evans @BennyWillard]

Not eating all day so that u can get drunk off 2 beers. Its called financial health look it up idiot

[James Duthie @tsnjamesduthie]

Imagine you came out of a 3-year coma, and this was the first tweet you saw. https://t.co/M4i6iAuDoy

[Hamza @hamzaabdi_]

I was driving with my mum and I pointed a Ferrari worth around £300,000 and she laughed at it. When I asked why she goes that person spent all that money to end up in the same traffic as you 😂😂😂 I didn’t have a reply 🤦🏾‍♂️

[$tackzz 🇩🇴 @StepDaddyAngel]

the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore https://t.co/IpPx3h8GCG

[Cliff @IplayWr_Db_Rb]

Like a kidnapper not gone see her ass doing the Tour de France in the backseat https://t.co/xt0fjPBpUz