BLE$$Y

can’t drop it like it’s hot bc it’s not

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

junie b. jonesin for a cigarette

[mars @marsup1al]

getting off my high horse to beat the dead horse

[LN @abernothing]

there's good mac n cheese, there's bad mac n cheese, and then there's kraft mac n cheese which is simultaneously both and neither

[Ms. Amish @camillepawglia]

Summer affirmations: linen is meant to be wrinkled and martinis are meant to be spilled

[miri @eggoslug]

I got that deer in me im going to jump in front of your car

[how's annie? @coolfunghost]

me and my straight male friends are sending each other instagram reels you can’t even fathom

[gonad o'brien @gonad_obrien]

white people be like we had to narcan our shih tzu

[tom @pricesandvices]

Sad day for people who know the price for scrap metal

[Sanjana @herecomsthesan]

we should turn off AI for a week to see if people's brains still work

[Dark Kate @KateBDoll]

Just randomly thought about the fucking Jonas Brothers showing up and ruining the World Series.

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

stoned to the point where i can’t enjoy my movie because i know the actors are acting

[trash jones @jzux]

you guys are killing yourselves slowly by deciding you’re already dead!

[tini @tinistinii]

hunter biden is exactly who i pictured when listening to lana del rey

[BIG BAD CHUCK ✰ @yawningemoji]

they were comfortable and i thought i was being a good person 😭😭😭😭😭

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

“There’s an AI tool for that”

Ok? Well there’s probably an Ed Sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[tequila baggins @miamibrando]

Why is everyone so angry all the time

[sauce @jimbobrays_]

Going to open an East Side Mario’s in Miami and make all the stupid Americans wear tuxedos and gowns

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

a canadian publication should send someone to cover cactus club miami bc i jsut can’t understand what’s happening with that

[erika @yeeeerika]

let's join the cicadas this summer and scream

[Goat @imaboredgoat]

fuck you and dont be jealous of me cuz you cant climb a mountain