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Everything’s so dumb.

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If there's anything I've learned about the Internet, it's that everything sucks and everyone thinks they're an expert.

[Noam Blum @neontaster]

Someone posted this one. I find this article interesting for another reason. This writer loved The Last Jedi and hated this, so he arbitrarily decides that Last Jedi outrage was "ugly" but this isn't. I'd argue the reaction is proportionately severe. https://t.co/yG9PNwe6xi

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@DailyCaller Thanks for reminding me to unfollow you trolls.

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@ReedCarringer We regret to inform you that this defense is at least eight spots below whatever hot garbage Alabama decides to throw out onto the field.

Regards,
The Committee

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@BoCamaro @GHRadio_Mavrick This is also the direct reason you've been seeing all the AI execs LOUDLY lobbying for regulation of their industry. The ONLY reason they're doing it is to drive out the smaller and open-source competitors.

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@BoCamaro PLAN: Be the trillionaire

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@autosport Somebody should put that quote in a museum, alongside the other ones.

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@ClayTravis The story I have made up without any supporting evidence, and yet still firmly believe, is that at some point, Nick Wright has been involved in at least one transaction involving the exchange of money for cocaine.

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@DefiantLs You can see the glitch in the Matrix

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@BoCamaro Me - "Fuck is this committee bullshit, anyway?"

[blighter @blightersort]

four Black boys lured a white boy to an abandoned house and fatally injured him and left him for dead a few days ago. the white boy called his mom but didn’t know where he was so he wasn’t found until he was dead.

that was just a small local story, though.

the big news is two white college girls made rude noises in a hallway. that got extensive national news coverage bc it dramatically demonstrates the dark truth of our white supremacist society and how dangerous it is for Black people.

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@davidhudnall Think you hate it now, wait 'till you drive it

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When The Parody Account Pretty Much Nails It

[Wei Wu 吴伟 @WuWei113]

Why America not send own America woman go seduce China businessman man and steal secrets? Reason so simple. The American white woman when try seduction China businessman,

“Hello China man. I’m most strong weigh 300 lbs. I’m study 0 time every day. Eat fries and do alcohol every night. I make my hair blue because I want be special girl even though nothing special about me so I try make self look most ugly as possible for stand out. I already kill 3 fetus babys in my own body and plan for kill 3 more babys after I birth them and raise them for 5 year. I’m world most biggest sIut but if you sleep with me, I’m wait 30 years then tell every one you rape me so you be put in jail and be actually rape by Jamal Obama. My job only exist because I get in politics power then cry every thing be so much sexism so now government and corporation make fake job for me so I can feel I’m be powerful even though I really do not do anything at work, so now tax so high and every one be depress from have little money because I need feel powerful. Please subscribe my only fan so you able see my vagina for $5 a month, very good deal.

Also, please fall in love with me. Thank.”

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@colecubelic Its existence.

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@AriWasserman See, Ari, it's not just the committee that has Bama ranked higher, a bunch of Bama fans have Bama ranked higher, and wow, imagine that

[Caitlin Cloud @CaitlinCloud9]

i would like to submit my proposal for a $2 million public art installation. it’s called “your tax dollars at work” and it’s literally just someone lighting giant stacks of cash on fire.

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This is hilarious and terrifying at the same time

[dolemitedawiz @NoFilterGames]

Here’s another AI Interviewer piece of comedy gold.

This guy convinced the AI Interviewer that he’s an alcoholic and then fired the AI Interviewer. This is absolute gold.

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Hopefully this lesson on self-suppression came with the acknowledgment that we now basically live in the modern version of 1950s East Germany

[John Ziegler @Zigmanfreud]

Because of this completely insane Ole Miss story, I was just forced to have a long talk with my 14 year old daughter, who is going to look a lot like these girls (the way they looked is THE reason the video went viral) and has a BIG personality.

I explained that the left has lost their damn minds and they are out for blood, especially that of good-looking white people with a perceived conservative background. I told her she would be a perfect target, especially given me as her dad and her public fandom of Charlie Kirk, and that with cameras everywhere now, she can NOT publicly joke about ANYTHING. Literally ANYTHING.

This is very relevant because she does a great “Cartman” impression and, as one of the funniest people I know, loves telling politically incorrect jokes in that voice. I made it clear that she can no longer do that in public.

We are officially living in a “1984” thought police state. This is no longer America, especially here in California.

So, a bit of legitimate humor just left this world because of this incredibly stupid story.

Nice job, everyone!!
😡🤦‍♂️🤮🥲

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@Zigmanfreud Think about what you just taught your daughter: that their grievances are more valuable than her right to speech.

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@esrtweet “…literally just people who won’t let you say random false shit constantly.”

So, the polar opposite of journalism, then.

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@KevinScarbinsky One question: how many times were you dropped on your head as a child?

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@gopherbait @CDoombeard @Devon_Eriksen_ @nayibbukele That’s why you kill them first.