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Everything’s so dumb.

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If there's anything I've learned about the Internet, it's that everything sucks and everyone thinks they're an expert.

[Noam Blum @neontaster]

Someone posted this one. I find this article interesting for another reason. This writer loved The Last Jedi and hated this, so he arbitrarily decides that Last Jedi outrage was "ugly" but this isn't. I'd argue the reaction is proportionately severe. https://t.co/yG9PNwe6xi

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@redsteeze Gonna be hilarious when the “German” learns the hard way that he’s not in England anymore

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@girdley The key takeaway here is that Gen Z once again sucks.

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After just two days of online "critiques," I've come to the conclusion that the worst thing about going to a Rush show is that you're surrounded by thousands of Rush fans

[Hockeystop @hockeystop]

@SteveAustinWI Tempo is faster than Neils. Need to give Ged a chance to breathe, and stay in the pocket finish the fills. Chock it up to adrenaline.

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@GovPressOffice She got caught because she voluntarily turned herself in. But you knew this. Liars.

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@fuff_b @BizballMaury @TMilz5 When was your first time behind a kit?

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@wbuxtonofficial @marshallpruett My unwritten rule is that “Bommarito” sounds like a limited-time-only menu item at Taco Bell that you’re gonna severely regret eating later

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@SoonerRecluse @iowahawkblog Takes a lot of guts to post something like that while calling ME “retarded,” I’ll give you that

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The easiest prediction in the world was that she was gonna kill it.

The second easiest was that every video of her was gonna bring out ALL the spergs in the replies.

Aaaand, here we are.

[Maury Brown @BizballMaury]

Anika Nilles nailing Tom Sawyer which Neil Peart said was the hardest song for him in the entire Rush cattalog.

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Seeing as how it went last time they found themselves in front of a notable nine-member judicial panel, this seems like a great way for the NCAA to prevent themselves from continuing to exist

[InAllKindsOfWeather.com @AllKindsWeather]

Actually, the NCAA can very easily prevent Brendan Sorsby from playing lol

All it takes is one statement that reads “if Brendan Sorsby so much as plays a single down for Texas Tech, not only does Texas Tech forfeit every game of that season but their entire athletics program is permanently barred from competing for NCAA Championships in any sport.”

They could put that out there with about two minutes of work, and then enforce it by simply never allowing Texas Tech to be selected for the CFP or NCAA Tournament in any sport ever again.

Beyond a bunch of oil barons and the few thousand people who rely on their money in West Texas needing to find a new hobby, there’s absolutely zero downside to this. Sometimes, there just needs to be a sacrificial lamb. It’s called a deterrent. And when someone disrupts the natural flow of society badly enough, you need to hold a public execution to remind the masses that the very idea of law and order still exists. College sports will survive just fine without the presence of a historically irrelevant athletics program that’s third fiddle in its own state.

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@AllKindsWeather @ProsecutorsPod Getting their asses handed to them 9-0 in their last major Supreme Court appearance would suggest otherwise.

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@AllKindsWeather If they want to give the Supreme Court an excuse to finally fire their asses into the Sun for good, they should totally go ahead with this.

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@hockeystop @SteveAustinWI Tell us you’ve never played a live gig in your life without telling us. JFC, stop embarrassing yourself.

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@SteveAustinWI I expected two things:

1. Her to be great
2. A bunch of pedantic corksniffing in the replies

I was disappointed in neither expectation.

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You will not guess what happens.

[jos @josiahhughes]

if you have netflix open the movie OFFICE ROMANCE and watch what happens at the 1 hour 20 minute mark

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@josiahhughes I…did not expect that

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“Conspiracy theory,” though

[F.A. United States Attorney Bill Essayli @USAttyEssayli]

California Is Blocking a Federal Audit of Its Voter Rolls

California allows first-time voters to register using forms of ID that most Americans would find surprising, including:

-Gym membership card
-Employer ID card
-Credit or debit card
-Prescription drug label
-Insurance card (California provides free health coverage to undocumented immigrants)

Full list: https://t.co/BvfviJsYG8

This is permitted when a voter fails to provide a Social Security number or driver’s license at registration. Our office believes this policy deserves a closer look.

We also have serious concerns about how California maintains its voter rolls. There are open questions about whether the state is promptly removing deceased voters, people who have moved, and individuals convicted of disqualifying felonies.

On top of that, California allows third parties to collect and turn in ballots on voters’ behalf (a practice known as ballot harvesting) with few restrictions. This makes it difficult to track who actually received, completed, and submitted each ballot.

For over a year, the Department of Justice has been trying to audit California’s voter rolls. Federal law gives the Attorney General the authority to review state voter files and confirm that only eligible U.S. citizens are voting in federal elections.

@AAGDhillon sent California a letter explaining our legal authority. California refused to comply, claiming state privacy laws block the review, an argument that does not hold up because those laws don’t apply to the federal government in this context. We’ve sued California in federal court, and the case is before the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals.

If California genuinely wants voters to trust its elections, it should open its records, not fight to keep them closed.

What are they afraid of?

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@sportsguy365675 @LibTwatter901 @baseballcrank @NoahCRothman Here’s one for you, then: retard

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@sportsguy365675 @LibTwatter901 @baseballcrank @NoahCRothman I guess you’re just gonna pretend that the word “region” doesn’t exist in that definition

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@krystalball It’s never *that* they lose, it’s *how* they lose