Jonathan Green

Defrocked media hack. Freelance pest. Aficionado. Impresario. #actuallyautistic

[Jonathan Green @ErsatzJonathan]

@franklinleonard Bill Murray and the Cubs

[Jonathan Green @ErsatzJonathan]

@StoliarSteve @CitizenScreen He could do oatmeal

[Stephen Hopkins @phil_lol_ogist]

The Cohen brothers are ruining Homer's legacy. Odysseus never records a hit song. This is an assault on western culture. I am very smart.

[Jonathan Green @ErsatzJonathan]

@1KimberlyBrooks @AlbertBrooks Parkyakarkus’ granddaughter!

[Jonathan Green @ErsatzJonathan]

@jeffconway @MrBillDaniels That’s Dr Mark Craig

[Jonathan Green @ErsatzJonathan]

@nlyonne Stay well. Much love.

[Jonathan Green @ErsatzJonathan]

@bradleywhitford Who does she play?

[The Church Of Satan @ChurchofSatan]

Nope.
All Satanists are atheists, but not all atheists are Satanists.

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo knows that it's important to be kind, just like Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. ❤️

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

You have a president who can't spell, doesn't have any grasp of basic grammar, and doesn't read. Well, my good old Ma used to say you get what you deserve.

[Jonathan Green @ErsatzJonathan]

@fakedansavage @Pontifex And canonize @BobNewhart

[Boots Riley @BootsRiley]

Hey-
whatever you gotta tell em to get em to the theater to see
I Love Boosters
May 22nd, Memorial Day Weekend.

[Unruly Heather Marulli @FixedAirHeather]

Tár (2022)

[Jonathan Green @ErsatzJonathan]

@vurnt22 I actually thought “thank God Carl didn’t leave to see this”

[Jonathan Green @ErsatzJonathan]

@StoliarSteve I’m sure many discussions with Chico involved a horse.

[Jonathan Green @ErsatzJonathan]

@MJMcKean Literally humming Rockpile as I see this.

[Boots Riley @BootsRiley]

Musicians- music streaming isn't the problem with getting paid. Capitalism is. Believe me- muthafuckas were broke in the 90s and before too.

[William Daniels @MrBillDaniels]

We performed ‘1776’ in the beautiful East Room when Nixon was in the White House. He was very gracious even though none of us had voted for him. The current president has ripped a piece of history from our lives and we mustn’t take this lightly.

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

Support American made products, like Liquid Ass Fart spray. Made in North Carolina @LiquidAss

[Jonathan Green @ErsatzJonathan]

@DrJSantiago @JoyceCarolOates @RossKneeDeep Sam called him Uncle Clarence