Er

[Isa @isaguedezo]

I’m going to be so real to y’all I don’t know how many more Ticketmaster’s “join waiting room” I have left in me

[Nicole Shirman @nicolefshirman]

Petition for the NHL to start letting players film confessionals in the penalty box like it’s The Real Housewives

[εϊз @itscarsondaly]

Obsessed with my 70+ old neighbor who takes my packages (to protect from thieves) and then demands a Tony Tax (a cigarette) in order to get them back

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

You belong with me.
💚💛💜❤️🩵🖤

Letter on my site :)

[flamin nora @katieogunsakin]

I feel like the dark this year is darker than last year. I have absolutely no science to back this up but I feel that it is too dark

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

old guy with a heavy brooklyn accent telling his shih tzu puppy ‘whaddya got to bark for. everything you need i buy you. what’s with da barking’

[erica @ericanextdooor]

i don’t want fries i want YOUR fries

[Bob @tweetsbybob_]

This is how I watch real housewives reunions

[lindsay❁ 🇨🇦(taylor’s version) @lindsayswift13]

“you’re on the waitlist…but hang tight”

[Sofia Ajram @SofiaAjram]

My brother just moved to a new apartment and his neighbour’s cat keeps barging right in like he owns the place

[Er @ersimp]

that is a dinosaur

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

can't decide if cute or horrifying

[Tycho Magnetic Anomaly-1 @OnALighter_Note]

Why am I getting so emotional watching this rescue beaver build a Christmas dam in their house?? It's the best dam I've ever seen 😭😭😭

[ryan 🛸 @OTCellyy]

I’d 100% be convinced this was a scene from The Office if I’ve never seen it

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

When I say “heheheh” this is what I mean

[ryan. @ctuallyryan]

saying bye to my pre-midnights personality

#TSmidnightTS

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

*me sitting like a cooked shrimp* why does my back hurt

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

noooo because imagine peddling your legs off in the front and then this guy just whiffs past like a pencil