Emily Ruderman

5 foot 1 and a whole lotta fun (she/her)

[Emily Ruderman @erudez]

So, @RealChalamet is only 20 years old and beats out seasoned actors for performance of the year in my mind. #ProdigalSon @MTC_NYC #Bravo

[Emily Ruderman @erudez]

With 4 episodes left for me to finally finish watching @YoungerTV, apparently @paramountplus lost the rights? Even though I was watching it 48 hours ago and there was no announcement? Is there a reboot I don’t know about? Very confused here 😂

[Emily Ruderman @erudez]

I’m watching Gossip Girl for the first time and… the parents?? Are the worst???

[Emily Ruderman @erudez]

Whoever it is now, y’all better vote for them. Whoever. It. Is. #VoteBlue

[Emily Ruderman @erudez]

If tickets are sold out before a general on sale even happens, why bother having a general on sale? Make it make sense, @Ticketmaster.

[Emily Ruderman @erudez]

How am I supposed to function when @NSYNC and @taylorswift13 were just on the same stage just a few hundred feet in front of me? #VMAs

[Emily Ruderman @erudez]

Check out this listing I just added to my #Poshmark closet: Allbirds Womens Wool Runner Beige Running Shoes Size 6 Medium (B, M). https://t.co/ccEI0tZECN #shopmycloset @poshmarkapp

[Emily Ruderman @erudez]

The people surprised that Taylor Lautner did his own stunts in the I Can See You music video clearly have never seen Shark Boy and Lava Girl.

[Emily Ruderman @erudez]

Ok but is @edsheeran canceling his @MetLifeStadium shows this weekend “should the sky be filled with fire and smoke” or?

[Emily Ruderman @erudez]

I take pride in the fact that I was the first person to give @hodakotb a friendship bracelet on the train platform en route to the @taylorswift13 concert this weekend. Seeing her so excited was genuinely a highlight of the night 😂 https://t.co/zeohXnC6Py

[Emily Ruderman @erudez]

Every time I put my Spotify on shuffle, the second song, without fail, is Meltdown by @NiallOfficial. Every. Time. I’m not mad at it, but also I’m a little mad at it?

[Emily Ruderman @erudez]

I don’t know how it gets better than this, @CapitalOne! I cracked the code for the #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway and I’m ready to enter to see @taylorswift13 at #TSTheErasTour.

[Emily Ruderman @erudez]

Do your heart some good and donate to my AHA - Heart Walk campaign today!
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[Eras Tour Resell @ErasTourResell]

In honor of reaching 50K besties!!! We want to gift one of you a piece of Eras Tour merch @taylornation13, all you have to do is RETWEET this tweet and you will automatically be entered 🫶✨https://t.co/hXEZ7LsZq1

[Emily Ruderman @erudez]

Being in your thirties is realizing that a frame costs 4x the amount of the art inside it.

[Emily Ruderman @erudez]

JK, I am blessed to be able to go tonight! Guess I’m playing #LinesVinesandTryingTimes on repeat and keeping up that @jonasbrothers concert streak 🎉🌟🥰

[Emily Ruderman @erudez]

Not @jonasbrothers’ Lonely playing in the office while I’m still grappling with the fact that I won’t see them on Broadway because of Ticketmaster’s horrible process and resellers’ insane prices. First JB concert missed since 2006 😭

[Emily Ruderman @erudez]

Okay but how does one NOT get waitlisted on @Ticketmaster #verifiedfan because I’ve tried for many artists and haven’t gotten a code for the last 5. I just want to see my fave artists live 😭

[Emily Ruderman @erudez]

I entered the $25 Merrily We Roll Along Lottery on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/rTJfBInRys

[Emily Ruderman @erudez]

You don't have the votes (you don't have the votes)
Aha-ha-ha ha
You're gonna need congressional approval and you don't have the votes! - Thomas Jefferson to Kevin McCarthy, probably.

[Emily Ruderman @erudez]

Can someone please explain to me why there are multiple completely empty overhead bins on this @Delta flight but I still had to check my bag? On a connecting flight, join me in praying it makes it to my final destination.