Eryca Payne

[Eryca Payne @erycajeane]

@MBonvoyAssist Well they're saying that they can't resolve it because it's a Marriott issue now, so someone needs to solve it

[Eryca Payne @erycajeane]

Beware of @postcardcabins and @MarriottIntl. The toilets and showers weren't working so we couldn't stay and they told us that we could use the nights another time. Now they're saying we can't. They steal from their customers. I'll never use Marriott again!

[Eryca Payne @erycajeane]

"I'd rather be divisive than indecisive."

[Eryca Payne @erycajeane]

@swiftieswanttix I guess I wasn't verified for this city. :(( I just want to see her one time!!!

[Eryca Payne @erycajeane]

@OGSwiftie88 @Ticketmaster @taylorswift13 Literally I've been picking different seats since 3:08 and they're all saying other fans got to them first?

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what is joe biden’s plan to unpause the ticketmaster queue for taylor swift’s eras tour

[Eryca Payne @erycajeane]

@kristinhale2017 @taylorswift13 @Ticketmaster @TMFanSupport That just happened to me a couple of hours ago. Now it says there are 17,000 people in the queue ahead of me.

[Eryca Payne @erycajeane]

@skaggs__luke @Ticketmaster This is exactly what happened to me, too! I'm sooo frustrated!!

[Eryca Payne @erycajeane]

Me- "oh dang! I think I forgot to pay for that whole box of chips!"
Aspen- "That's okay. You can try again next time."
I hope that's how the police see it, sister.

[Eryca Payne @erycajeane]

You can always tell who hasn't traveled. They're the ones complaining constantly about how terrible Ohio is.

[Eryca Payne @erycajeane]

Fun fact. We got pregnant this weekend @BryonPayneJr!

[Eryca Payne @erycajeane]

Date weekend starts NOW and I couldn’t be more excited!! I’ve been missing my husband so much! 👨🏾👩🏻❤️

[Eryca Payne @erycajeane]

My problem is that I'm really into white couches but I'm also really into my kids, ya know?

[Eryca Payne @erycajeane]

In case you were wondering, Aspen's favorite dinosaur is a "broccoli-saurus" 💀🦕

[Eryca Payne @erycajeane]

Me- "Aspen, you did a great job getting yourself dressed this morning."
Aspen- "Well, I AM a big girl."
😩😭😩😭

[Eryca Payne @erycajeane]

As soon as I hear you say, "if I had a kid" I stop listening.

[Eryca Payne @erycajeane]

STOP MAKING EVERY WALL AND FLOOR IN YOUR HOUSE GREY!

[Eryca Payne @erycajeane]

Does everyone feel crazy stressed and anxious when selling their house or is it just me?! 😬😬😬😬

[Eryca Payne @erycajeane]

My one-year-old- *throwing an absolute fit*
My three-year-old- "Take a deep breath, Man Man. Just take a deep breath." 😂😂😂

[Eryca Payne @erycajeane]

Body suits are all fun and games until you're naked in the bathroom stall at work. #ijustwannapee

[Eryca Payne @erycajeane]

Lately while rocking Mav at bedtime, he hasn't wanted me to sing his usual lullaby. He's been special requesting "The Jackie"- Bas and I never thought I would be censoring my kids' bedtime music but here we are. 😬