Eryn O'Neil

Engineering manager at @Trello. Toddler mom. Very tired. People are the most interesting problem in computer science. Have you tried empathy? (she/her)

[Eryn O'Neil @eryno]

If you got into programming because you thought you wouldn't have to interact with other people, I'm sorry. Someone lied to you.

[Eryn O'Neil @eryno]

@leetranlam @danversguardian In this case, the show confirmed that it really was done in one shot. https://t.co/RUDhCoTf5F

[Eryn O'Neil @eryno]

How do we primary Elon Musk

[✨@foundbysara on insta @foundbysara]

MINNEAPOLIS GOTHIC

35W is under construction. 35W has always been under construction. Your friend’s mother says she remembers driving the entire stretch once, long ago. You don’t believe her.

a squirrel tries to make eye contact with you. You know better than to acknowledge it.

[Eryn O'Neil @eryno]

@zoeysmom71 @mekacornoXveve @skatetdieu @HeartlandSignal MN voting law says your address is where you live; if you don't live anywhere, it's where you sleep most of the time; if there's is no "most of the time" it's wherever you slept last night

[Eryn O'Neil @eryno]

@zoeysmom71 @mekacornoXveve @skatetdieu @HeartlandSignal Minnesota allows same-day registration if another registered voter in the same district signs an affidavit vouching that they do live where they say. e.g. "She sleeps on my couch" or "I see him sleeping under the bridge by my house".

[Eryn O'Neil @eryno]

Dear tech recruiters,

If you're considering cold-calling someone: Don't.

[Eryn O'Neil @eryno]

@provokingastorm <3 thank you. Impressive memory.

[Eryn O'Neil @eryno]

"Shop early Black Friday deals at @Target!" IT. IS. OCTOBER. 6TH.

[Eryn O'Neil @eryno]

Art museums should provide breastfeeding maps, which would be a list of benches in front of something interesting enough to look at for 20 minutes

[Eryn O'Neil @eryno]

@baronvongrimm @GenX975 @salbrac @PriscillaPilon My mom also lives there, though thankfully isn't there right now. They were told all first floor units in the community had flooded. I hope your mom found somewhere safe 😔

[Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire]

Since I now have fewer rights than a corpse, can I stop paying taxes?

[J(enna) Wortham @jennydeluxe]

intellectually knowing that something is coming does not prepare you for the devastation in the body when it hits

[Audrey Axt | Now Available for Work ! @_pocketknives]

@eryno It feels really weird for them to offer this stuff which I love but also openly donate to GOP anti-gay politicians. I say this as a former queer designer at target corporate. We should hold them to a higher standard now. It’s no longer 2008.

[Eryn O'Neil @eryno]

@medickimw @RebeccaOutloud @IanColdwater @Target To be clear, these are compression tops, which don't go quite as tight as binders. But they're also more comfortable and presumably less risky.

[Eryn O'Neil @eryno]

Look, I'm as uncomfortable with corporate rainbow-washing as the next queer, but I need to say how powerful it is that a display of gender-affirming undies, swimwear, and *compression tops* is literally the first thing you see when you walk into this @Target

[Eryn O'Neil @eryno]

@ibsroyalty @medickimw @RebeccaOutloud @IanColdwater @Target Oh no, I have not heard this. Off to the googles.

[Eryn O'Neil @eryno]

@Shatter242 @Target I had no idea! That is simply fantastic.

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@sigje @Target It's probably just a Pride month collab, but it's amazing still!

[Eryn O'Neil @eryno]

C'mon, they have "congrats on coming out" cards!!!! I would have died if I got one of those back when!

[Eryn O'Neil @eryno]

Target has not been perfect (and if you're expecting any corporation to be, you're delusional), but from where I'm sitting, they have been unashamedly supporting Minneapolis queers for much longer than it's been cool for #brands to do so.