✨@foundbysara on insta

(she/they 🏳️‍⚧️) artist, zinester, and accidental wrestling fan. I love easily. 🌈♿✨

[✨@foundbysara on insta @foundbysara]

HEY IT’S ZINE CLUB!

I make a monthlyish zine where I write jokes/draw pictures/talk about depression, and about once a month I put it all on paper and mail it to your house

https://t.co/syw5Tlq81z

[slán 🇵🇸 @slandrroid]

[Chewing on a free loaf of bread] How could this day get any better? [Someone hands me a ticket to the circus] Wow. I’ll never revolt

[✨@foundbysara on insta @foundbysara]

like there’s nothing better than a hyperspecific, high-effort joke that will absolutely murder no more twelve people on the planet

[Meagan Navarro @HauntedMeg]

I've got "Tokyo Convertible" stuck in my head yet again. SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE II soundtrack on vinyl, when?

[✨@foundbysara on insta @foundbysara]

@alexbobskers I can say wrong things, too, look: it was 70 degrees yesterday. I dated Heath Ledger. The moon is made of cheese.

[naomi @alexbobskers]

This is just … not true.

[✨@foundbysara on insta @foundbysara]

I recreated "Nookie" as a KK Slider (of Animal Crossing New Horizons) song, complete with album art

https://t.co/N1NF2WRgmf

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Mental-health crisis from pandemic was minimal, study suggests https://t.co/onndfrA5Tv

[✨@foundbysara on insta @foundbysara]

this is true of any historic moment you fancy, by the way

what you would have done then, is what you are doing now

[✨@foundbysara on insta @foundbysara]

apropos of nothing,

if you've ever looked back at 1930's Germany and wondered, "what would I have done?"

It's what you're doing now.

[✨@foundbysara on insta @foundbysara]

I hate gay new year's, what do you mean you're going as luigi mangione's mugthot

[✨@foundbysara on insta @foundbysara]

if your Christmas carol can’t leave me shaking and sobbing, I’m not interested

[🐸🖤 𒁹pallas 🖤🐸 @amazonmilkfrog]

@kayxstars @foundbysara when i hear "fall on your knees" i want to feel my soul exit my body. i want the song to force me to my knees. i want to leave saying three our fathers and a hail mary

[✨@foundbysara on insta @foundbysara]

@amazonmilkfrog @kayxstars this is a canonical tweet in my mind. I’ve thought about it all month this year. I looked it up just now and was shaken to my core that it only has like twelve notes.

[🐸🖤 𒁹pallas 🖤🐸 @amazonmilkfrog]

@kayxstars @foundbysara when i hear "fall on your knees" i want to feel my soul exit my body. i want the song to force me to my knees. i want to leave saying three our fathers and a hail mary

[✨@foundbysara on insta @foundbysara]

please don't call it that

[Rhine Stoned Cowboy @BisqueBoi]

when I mention Arby’s, you’re likely already picturing a specific location
maybe one down the street, or that you went to growing up, maybe it’s not even there anymore
this is your “Mind Arby’s” and with training you can go to this Arby’s at any time and from any place

[cantina @TheCantinaApp]

wtf

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Disappointing so far

[latke @latkedelrey]

i am so warm and affectionate and playful that i cannot help but exude dead wife montage energy. sorry if this is distressing