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[cardoso @Cardoso]

Pela segunda vez na História o Japão é surpreendido com uma bomba aos 45.

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

i am crying dawg 😭😭😭

[myth (WORLD CUP ERA) @mythcaii]

How people describe the World Cup match that you didn’t watch

[Pain.𝕏 @GBarca_]

I’m back I’m back
6 or 7 game competition
Factos 😂😂😂
Saudi league is better than Ligue 1
Ballon d’Or lost credibility

His final arc in football has been a proper laughingstock for everyone.

[Robert Capa on a 12 montucky bender 2.0 @shitTOGv2]

smokes anything Spielberg ever did or will ever do. fucking mind boggling.

[David Sun @arcticinstincts]

Temu 9/11

[Dip Wheeler @DipWheeler]

"in my country, they try 9/11 but prane too small"

[Connor Humm @TikiTakaConnor]

In a bar in New York. Locals sing “USA USA USA”

England fans respond: “Jeffrey Epstein he’s one of your own.”

[The Touchmine | 𝐓 @TouchmineX]

🚨🇬🇭 Ghanaian shaman Nana Kwaku Bonsam has issued an apology to Turkey after claiming he accidentally cast a spell on the Turkish National Team. 🤯

"Honestly, it was a huge mistake. I had prepared a special amulet to weaken Ghana's intended World Cup opponent, but during the ritual my apprentice slipped with the map and the energy shifted toward Turkey instead. 🔋

When I watched Turkey's recent matches and saw the missed chances and unfortunate moments, I realized something had gone wrong. I sincerely apologize to the Turkish people, you were never the target. ❌

I'm currently working on an antidote amulet to break the spell completely and make things right."
🤣🇹🇷🇬🇭

[Ali Woods @AliWoodsGigs]

They legally can’t stop you hanging out in the Tesco freezer aisle for 3-4 hours

[Lance Corporate @lance_corporate]

Dental hygienist (28F): I’m sorry to be the one to tell you this but based on my observations you are mere hours from death

Dentist (44M): looks good man

[Jacob ‘Solid’ Snake 🦊 🐍 @DarkDementus]

At first I was furious with this witch doctor but seeing how he only acted in his nation’s interest without being overtly cruel, malicious or destructive has changed my perspective, he’s merciful and generous, we can still win this. Thanks to his good graces.

[Martin VII @Nedao454]

Only a team coached by Ancelotti will ever get mistakes like the ones from the scottish team today, this old man is 100x worse than the ghanaian witch doctor that went against Kane

[Jollof Guy 🐐 @JollofGuy]

92% of Ronaldo fans are sexually attracted to him which has nothing to do with football

[Harry Symeou @HarrySymeou]

Probably worth staying up for this one then…

[rufián @rufian]

Un brujo honrado, sin malicia. Cumplió su objetivo y ahora lo deja en libertad. Por más brujos así.

[D A L B @zerep_dalb]

“que raro, no le quiere entrar el balón a Colombia”.

- medio país del Congo en este momento:

[Jerome 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿♿️ @JeromeLuvsWoke]

GIVE THIS MAN A ZONE 1 COUNCIL FLAT IMMEDIATELY

[Ali A Olomi @aaolomi]

the World Cup is so special it’s even got wizards and witches involved

[͈ര̀ ̫ര́ ͈ @supersony2k]

me encanta que este mundial se puso muy x files- lord of the rings, el hechicero ghanés embrujando a inglaterra y brasil tiene abducción alienígena al rato