Esmeralda Vargas

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Me whenever I leave home: I miss my cat

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@ldog024 This season is what I imagine a head rush to feel like after smoking a cigarette im not even kidding

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Football season is starting again…

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@Citibank has theeeeeeee worst customer service ever. Imagine closing out an account and they still can’t properly assist you 🤡

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Abolish 1 ply toilet paper at hotels and I’m not even kidding

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@ldog024 Yes. Duh

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This is just a theory, but, If I don’t have a little sweet treat at LEAST once a day I think that I will disintegrate

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They need to stop inviting men to the Met Gala because every year they show up in a lil suit with a lil brooch and think they are serving. Literally go home

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@Cay_Darko Forreal tho, it’s a work of art

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@KaneDebreceni Hear me out, I feel like Albanese has the best gummy bears BUT Haribo has the best gummy variety

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100%, I say this all the time

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

If we made the police academy a 4-year program I bet we'd get rid of a lot of the "bad apples." I don't understand how a lawyer has to go to school for 8 years to understand the law enough to practice it, but it only takes 6 months to learn it enough to enforce it.

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Convincing my boyfriend to get another cat for us is a full time job, but i’m not giving up!

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@MailleNicole Omg, truly a struggle. I get the hype but I wasn’t putting myself through that 😂

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I will never forget that time I went to one spin class and my crotch hurt for like two weeks. I haven’t returned but there are girlies who do this daily?? God bless the troops

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@BAlmeida98 🫶🏼

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At the end of the day, I can’t trust people who don’t like those lofthouse frosted sugar cookies

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Let’a normalize giving each other personal space in checkout lines

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@davij92 @JetBlue There is no place to put in the promo code @JetBlue

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@JetBlue’s website completely crashing several times as I’m trying to purchase tickets an hour before their Black Friday deal expires? Hmm, sounds like a scam

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@_LThompson_ My dream tbh