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unvaxxed + unhinged

CAVE person (Citizens Against Virtually Everything)

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So I herd you like mudkips

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@BerbarianWizard Wouldn’t it be better to partition fat and carbs rather than maintain a low fat diet? There are a lot of health tradeoffs to low fat diets, also T levels decrease. Having a high carb high protein lunch followed by a high fat high protein dinner would still adhere to Randle cycle

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@anxietymsgs Find God Now

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@Dwaynedecock looks great!

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

Grey wolf howls and gets response from the entire forest

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@nocontextmemes that slice of pizza looks like it’s been there for a few days, wonder if she just forgot about it

[elk @escalator_elk]

life is wayyy too short to ever be a little bitch, most people don’t realize this

[elk @escalator_elk]

i would rather get blocked than read a novel about how someone is just not that into me after one date.

“never feel alone, deadass” 🤡

proceeds to post on twitter for validation that he’s a gud goy

what is with this trend of screenshotting ppl to stroke ego ? retard culture

[elk @escalator_elk]

these mfs just want you in a perpetual state of high cortisol levels

the truth is you’re fucked no matter what, everything you’ve ever done will be exposed in this lifetime by rogue ASI, it was written, the only choice left is to just own your degeneracy and be yourself for once

[Elizabeth Holmes @ElizabethHolmes]

Delete your search history, delete your bookmarks, delete your reddit, medical records, 12 yr old tumblr, delete everything.

Every photo on the cloud, every message on every platform.

None of it is safe.

It will all become public in the next year
Local storage and compute 📈

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@bryan_johnson have you ever tested whether using a sauna after a workout reduces the time needed to reach the threshold for heat shock protein release?

[elk @escalator_elk]

how to speedrun getting your life ruined by a manipulator 101

[Sherry @SchrodingrsBrat]

Single people should be situationshipmaxxing. Chase tails. Indulge in youthful dalliance. Flirt. Take fun seriously. Take seriousness lightly. Behind all that therapy speak about attachment etc. is fear of Eros, and paradoxically love only finds those who live full heartedly

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@TheRealJunto how does a human skull become that cone shaped surely he’s a hybrid

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@justalexoki love how he’s letting the bug bite him for a clear picture

[elk @escalator_elk]

all zoomers will spontaneously combust on their 30th birthday

[₍ᐢᐢ₎ @zaiiiiiika]

30 year old man texting “Hiiiiii”

[RT @RT_com]

TEXAS SKY ILLUMINATED — Thousands of drones form JESUS ON THE CROSS

[elk @escalator_elk]

@beyoumf no such thing as peer pressure when you have no peers

[LUKEY 🦄 @VERYKOOLLUKEY]

The biggest flex in life is literally just not having to work

Nobody really cares how big your house is, what watch you wear, or what kind of car you drive

Nothing makes people more jealous than someone with a mysterious source of income who lives life on their own terms

[elk @escalator_elk]

twitter used to just be a place to connect with random homies online

all the algos and psyops must of fried our sociality

why do I care if people don’t instantly validate my thoughts when they don’t even know my real name? isn’t that the whole point.

[Petal @petaldairies]

Ppl who keep tweeting with 0 likes fear no one 😭

[elk @escalator_elk]

everyone keeps infantilizing themselves as a mental escape from their impending mortality

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@tednotlasso adderall and sudoku

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Happy Easter