Captain Dave

Sorry, I work weekends.

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@andrewzimmern Zim you fly commercial? Better get that pre check.

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@FirstAvenue Beds are burning by midnight oil obviously

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@WCCO What a strange, strange world we live in

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@WCCO MN government giving us a few hundy? Sweet that should help with absolutely nothing.

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@andrewzimmern You’re speeding

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@farmerleejones Sunchoke?

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Thank you @pixies for spending 1,348 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/DNb93qCaAC

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@johnsoka606 We’re all trying to not get shot in the cities. How are things on the iron range?

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@KSTP Old produce facility. Taxpayers spent 5M

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@WCCO Good stay away. More fun for us!

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@KSTP Can’t wait for the fair! It’s awesome!

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@KSTP Absolutely absurd. What happened to taking temperatures?

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@LeahsLounge @DannySpewak You may be right. But it’s their lawful right to do so.

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@upwithmeeple @LindsayHFreeman @DannySpewak Idk what term they have for you but it sure seems like you want to have a major say In how they live their lives. Keep you’re eyes on your paper

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@PastorLoci @DannySpewak @kare11 What’s the first reason? You don’t like a good time?

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@misteranderbro @DannySpewak Seems like it would be uncomfortable and burdensome, but it’s their right and decision to do so.

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@meansaltine @ck_squared1 @DannySpewak Regardless of the owners penis size it’s their decision to lawfully conceal and carry. Why do you care?

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@dapperdan247 @henny_bob @DannySpewak @kare11 It’s a conceal and carry. Now let’s dissect that term.

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@WCCO If you live in this district I would have suggested you attended that meeting. If you don’t live in that district and your children do not attend school there then I suggest you worry about yourself. Just like we leaned in kindergarten.

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@RachelBrougham I’m glad you’re not going! You should stop going to Starbucks also.